What if: Classroom of the Elite (Reaction+Oneshots)

Relationship Advice

❝Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.❞
- Jerry Seinfeld

Ayanokouji POV

Class was over and it was lunch break.

Things were peaceful right now-

Do you actually believe that?

You wouldn't be reading this if things were actually peaceful in my life.

So anyway, there was a fuss going on around the school.

"Man, I can't believe that advice actually worked!"

"I know right? I followed what he said and things actually worked out pretty well."

"He is a God among us men!"

"All Hail!!"

The boys of my class were saying this as a repeated chant. But they weren't the only ones.

"He is so mature!"

"I followed his advice and things progressed smoothly with that guy."

"Unlike the others, he actually gives practical solutions."

"Exactly. I really wanna know who he is!"

"It could be a senpai?"

"Or someone from our year?"

Horikita, my seatmate, let out a sigh.

"Honestly, what's this fuss about?"

"No clue," I replied.

Let me explain.

Recently, some socially obsessed individuals initiated to open a public group chat. In this chat, all the students of the year can join and mingle with each other, either with their real names or fake ones. Mostly all of them tend to hide their real identity.

The reason behind it is the content of the chat.

Relationship Advice.

People could freely express their desires for the opposite gender and seek advice about what to do or not. Others can give him advice after knowing the context.

Half of the advices are just joke and the other ones are textbook advice without any actual solution.

But recently, this has been a real hit, only because of a single user.

Flashback

I opened the newly formed group chat which I just joined after hearing from Haruka and the others.

As the name suggests, there were a few hundred comments about seeking relationship advice.

The first few comments were quite generic, so I scrolled down a little.

There, I found an odd one.

@picot221: My girlfriend doesn't like it when I ogle at other girls. I mean, if they got them nice booty than hers, why shouldn't I?

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".........."

What in the goddamn?

Feeling a little ashamed from this comment, I clicked on the replies, hoping to see people chastising him.

But the first reply immediately betrayed my expectations.

@hallelujah777: If her booty do not bounce, then the end of the relationship you shall announce!

@picot221: My man 🤝