The Plan

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My name is Professor Chaos! Where I go, destruction will follow! And soon the world will be in my control!- Or well that's what I used to think. Now I fight alongside the heroes, not causing destruction, but stopping it. I guess you'd probably want to know how that ended up happening, well let me tell you.

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I had been making an evil plan for about a week or so. How was it taking a week? Well I mean, I've sorta been caught up with working at the cafe and some other stuff... But that doesn't matter. Anyway my plan is that when I'm prepared I'll pretend to be someone else, and I'll get them to recruit me to join their silly little... Club thing, okay maybe it's not a club, maybe it's like a union called Freedom Pals, but whatever same thing.

I'll probably go buy some clothes that are more girlie... And a wig, since I don't think it would be a good idea if I didn't, plus I could hide my eye..

I'd write on my board, making an outfit and how I could make it look.

Hopefully this works, maybe I should get makeup too

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Hopefully this works, maybe I should get makeup too..

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I had gotten ready after my work shift to go to the mall to get some clothes, today I had a shorter work day so I found it a good idea to do it today. I usually work until like 6pm, but today I got to leave at 4pm!

I drove to the mall then parked. I get out and walk in. I went to a few different stores before leaving, I got a few turtle necks, maybe more then I needed, but hey, I like them okay? I got some skirts and, uhm- overall skirts? I dunno. Some high knee socks, a blonde wig, and makeup. I didn't just get whatever, I asked which was best for what, like I want to at least look good if I'm putting makeup.

I get back home later and watch a few tutorials on how to put makeup correctly, I try it myself, it wasn't really working at first, which annoyed me. But I got it after maybe three days? I only had a bit of time for practice before having to go outside as Professor Chaos and cause a bit of destruction. I mean, I can't just pause that! It might raise suspicion and I want my plan working as well as it can go.

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It's the fourth day on working on this plan. I'm okay enough at doing makeup, I styled my wig so that it can cover my right eye, and made it look good just in general. I got my main outfit and everything.

I sure hope this works out. Now, maybe when I'm not able to cause chaos myself.. I could get my minions or general disarray to do it for me.. Maybe I could somehow get other villains! That would be good, yes... Oh but then I'll have competition.. No, Butters you won't, because when you destroy Freedom Pals, everyone will be in the control of your hands... "Mwahahaha!!"

I clasp my hands together, laughing. This plan will have to work! It's my best one yet. Now, I guess I'll just have to find some villains to help me out.. Hopefully not rat me out, that'd be mean...

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