Chapter 2: Whos Paul?!

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3rd POV

It's the second day of the Spider verse academy and let's say things have been interesting since yesterday, Ultimate and Spectacular Parker's weren't allowed to used their watch for a month and Jess is taking a break. Now in the classroom Miguel was explaining todays lessons while the students were doing their own thing.

Miguel: ladies and gentlemen, mostly gentlemen, that's why Black cat is better than Mary Jane.

Joes: See that's how I know my hoes.

Spectacular Peter: I don't know about you guys but uhh my MJ is awesome.

Miguel: (chuckles) you must not know about Paul.

Spectacular Peter: WHO?!

Miguel: Oh nothing.

Nyx: (look around the room) wait where kai, Tokha and Insomniac Peter?

Jaiden: oh they went to the bathroom but it's been like 10 minutes.

Aven: I swear if Insomniac clogs the toilet again, I'm about to throw hands.

Gage: Dude, what are you talking about, you could not stand a chance Insomniac Peter, hell no one would except Bully Maguire.

Aven: (thinks for a second) yeah you're right.

Cuts to the outside of the boys and girl's bathroom and we can hear some complaining from the boys.

Insomniac Peter: FUCK!!! I'm getting tired of this god damn zipper!

Kai: come on Pete, Hurry the fuck! How can you be the most powerful Spiderman but can zip up your damn zipper.

Insomniac Peter: what did you just say?!

Kai: (scared) oh nothing, nothing you can take as much time as you want.

Both Kai and Insomniac Peter both exit the bathroom.

Insomniac Peter: (sigh) I've been holding it in for so long. It's hard to use the bathroom in this tight ass suit.

Kai: yeah I know, it just makes things more unbearable, you know?

Soon the bathroom doors open and we see a guy and Tokha coming out of the girl's bathroom zipping up their clothes.

Tokha: thanks for the fun babe.

Guy: No problem, hopefully we can finish it later at my place.

Tokha: absolutely, (taps on her watch and opens a portal) bye love you.

Guy: love you too.

They both kiss each other and the guy soon entered the portal and it closed. Kai and Insomniac Peter were both in shock of what they just see.

Kai: Tokha, did you just had sex in the bathroom?

Tokha: uhh yeah, gotta do some while I'm in this boring ass school.

Insomniac Peter: okay uhh, who was that guy?

Tokha: oh that's my boyfriend. (Was about to continue but was distracted by something) uhh guys behind you.

Kai: (both the boys turned around) wait is that...

They saw Peter B. On the floor with a coup of McDonald's fries passed out.

Insomniac Peter: what in the actual fu...

Cuts back to the classroom and Spectacularly was still waiting an explanation about Paul, while Miguel enjoys all of this.

Spectacular Peter: you better tell me who Paul is!

Miguel: Spectacular trust me, Paul is nothing to worry about. (Begins to laugh)

Spectacular Peter: (puts his hands on his hip) I don't see anything funny.

Miles: I don't know who Paul is but I've heard bad things about him.

Aven: I know a Paul from my world, he's a complete pervert and likes to talk a lot of shit.

Soon Miguel's watch began to play his theme and see that he has a call so he answers it.

Miguel: hello?

The camera slips into two showing Miguel and Insomniac Peter in the hallway on his watch while Kai and Tokha check on him.

Insomniac Peter: yeah so uhh, me, Kai and Tokha just got out the bathroom right...

Aven: Peter, did you clogged the toilet again?

Insomniac Peter: no I didn't clog the toilet, Peter B. Is just laying in the hallway with a cup of McDonald's fries in his hand.

Miguel: I don't see the problem, he always does that.

Kai: yeah but he's not moving.

Tokha: Or breathing.

Miguel: oh wow. Look just put put him in the regenerator and he'll come back.

Insomniac Peter: we're on it.

Insomniac Peter hangs up and Miguel pinches his nose in annoyance while he sighs.

Spectacular Peter: I'm still waiting for my Paul explanation!

Miguel: YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT!!!

The end...

Next chapter: Here comes the principle

A/n: hey guys so uhh I won't be posting a lot today because I'm sick and have a headache and a sore throat but I'll try and get some work done for you guys and I hope you guys have a good day today. Bye!

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