Spider Verse Academy

Chapter 5: I'll show you glazing...

3rd POV

So after the whole thing that went down at the McDonald's, let's just Insomniac and Ultimate peters not on very good terms as of lately. Everyone was back in class and No has talked for a while but as for Ultimate he was talking to himself in his head.

Ultimate Peter: (in his head) I'm getting sick and tired of dumb spider school Shit! What are we even here for?! This is fucking stupid!

Spectacular Peter: ay yo, Ult, who are you even talking to?

Or so he thought, Ultimate snaps out of it and see everyone looking at him crazy, well expect for Insomniac of course.

Ultimate Peter: wait you guys heard me?

Insomniac Peter: Yes we heard you! Now SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

???: whoa, whoa, there's no need for all of that.

Jose: I knew he was coming.

Hobbie: Well it's about time.

Suddenly Spiderman Noir comes into the play as their new teacher.

Noir: you fellas need to learn how to get along.

Insomniac Peter: (shock) Y-you're right sir, we do.

Kai: (look at Nyx and Jaiden) Huh, who knew Insomniac was a Noir fan?

Nyx: Oh yeah, while I was in the spider society, I would see Insomniac talk to Noir constantly, he's basically a Fan boy.

Jaiden: Learn something new every day in this class.

Ultimate Peter: Look guys he's about to start dick riding.

Noir: we won't be using any foul language either, what's your name pal?

Ultimate Peter: Just call me Ultimate.

Noir: Well Mr. Ultimate, I'll tell you what, if you do another outburst like that in my class again you'll be dickriding your behind in the hallway, you understand?

Ultimate Peter: Yeah, whatever.

Insomniac Peter: Next time, you call him sir!

Ultimate Peter: YOU'RE DICKRIDING TO THE MAX!!!

Insomniac Peter: Don't make me come beat your ass again!

Ultimate Peter: you barely even won that fight...

Aven: actually he did win, by total amount of vote that people voted on, and the way he had you swinging back and forth like a piñata, he was determined to win.

Ultimate Peter: hey do me a favor and shut your fake doctor strange ass up. Just because you are like a magic Spiderman don't make you a goat character.

Jose: aye my man's, you tweaking right now.

Ultimate: of course your Cholo ass was going to say something.

Joes: (Stands up angry) Yo, who the fuck u think your talking to?! I may not be insomniac but I'll slap the dog shit out of u for talking like that?!

Ultimate Peter: so come do it then pussy! That way you'll have black eye like insomniac here!

Noir: All right enough! (Looks at Insomniac and Ultimate Peter) What are you two Jibber Jabbering about?

Tokha: So basically Ultimate said something about Insomniacs aunt May that past away...

Y/n:... so course Insomniacs when symbiote mode and they got into a fight inside of a McDonald's, Until we got kick out was never allowed to come back.

Noir: Ah, I see. Arguments happen but the key to resolving them and getting them back to being friends is open communication and understanding. I want both of you to take some time to cool off then reach out to each other and express...

Nori was stop when Insomniac Miles and Jaxon came in.

Insomniac Miles: Umm is now a bad time?

Kai: wait is that Insomniac Miles and Jaxon? Yo what up dudes!

Jaxon: What's good man, Hey Jay.

Jaiden: what's good dog!

Noir: No, it is not but you did rudely interrupt me while is was giving my speech.

Insomniac miles: Oh sorry.

Jaxon: Gotta say this is a pretty shitty class room.

Noir: we're here to learn boys, not not look cute in a pretty room.

Insomniac Miles: Well we're was think that since this is a tall building and we're in the year 2099 right now, I thought the classroom would shiny or futuristic or something.

Insomniac Peter: Boys sit down, you're embarrassing me.

Ultimate Peter: (whispers to Spectacular) see this is what I mean by Glazing.

Insomniac Peter:(turns into symbiotic Spiderman) OH ILL SHOW YOU GAZING MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Warning: the following scene will not be shown because it will be to violent and immature for children.

Kai: OH SHIT!!!

Gage: WORLD STAR FIGHT!!!

Noir: fellas break it up!!!

Jaxon: yeah definitely a bad time.

Jaiden: To all my folks, We are live right now, watching the second round of Insomniac and Ultimate peters fight! This is complete chaos!

As the fight went on insomniac and ultimate trash the entire class and blew a hole into the outer wall and for a moment later the battle was over and both were tired and exhausted.

Insomniac Peter: don't get back up.

Ultimate Peter: You got the black suit and I still caught up? Pathetic!

Insomniac Peter: yeah but guess who won?

Ultimate Peter: Me when you think about it!

Insomniac Peter: In your dreams tiny.

Ultimate Peter: Tiny? Oh you know what...

Miguel: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!

Ultimate Peter: he started it!

Insomniac Peter: Don't you even go there...

Miguel: I don't give a flying shock who started. Clean this mess or both of you are banned from coming here ever again.

The end...

Next chapter: let me go Ching Chong!

A/n: feels good to be back! I have missed so much stuff when it comes to writing this story in particular so I'll have to get to work on that but other then that I'll see you guys later, bye!