It's the third day of and already things have gone downhill, the whole students were in that classroom for almost 20 minutes and no sigh of Miguel but to anyone's surprise no one cares about him.
Kai: Hey Jay, How was that symbiote class yesterday?
Jaiden: I mean, it's not the best but it's better than talking about canon events and shit.
Gage: Has anyone ever notice that Gwen hasn't been around?
Tokha: Oh, Gwen said that her and her father was going through some stuff so she decided to take a few days off to deal with that. But I'll say it isn't that same without her.
Ultimate Peter: Where the fuck is Miguel?! It's been like 20 minutes!
Y/n: he won't be here today, he got sick yesterday because of Peter B. But I'm actually glad he's not here.
Spectacular Peter: all he was going to talk about is how Peter Parker's life is miserable.
Joes: like no one wants to hear that shit. (Starts smoking on another weed) and it ain't his life is any better than ours.
Hobbie: The problem is you guys aren't saying anything back to him. We should start talking rubbish about his...
Suddenly the door was kicked down and everyone pull their full attention as to what the hell was going on and they see the principle aka Bully Maguire coming into the classroom and whipping his hair back.
Nyx: Yo, did you really have to break the door down like that?
Maguire: I can break things however the fuck I want. Matter fact go clean it up!
Nyx: why the hell would I...
Maguire: NOW BITCH!!!
Insomniac Peter: keep your voice down!
Maguire: *Your* Fucking voice down! See this is exactly why can't keep any damn teachers!
Aven: Wait! So Miguel isn't sick?
Maguire: No he isn't sick, Dumb Fuck! He quit! He quit because you guys won't stop acting like derange morons.
Kai: (Whispers) it ain't our fault he can't handle us.
Maguire: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
Kai: Nothing, Nothing, Damn!
Maguire: (heavily sighs) Now, I have to convince him to come back but until then you have a new teacher.
Y/n: are you the new teacher?
Maguire then begins to laugh heavily and the students look around at each other confused.
Maguire: Never in a million years but he's on his way.
Five minutes later...
Miles: so who do you guys think will be the new substitute?
Jaiden: Wouldn't it be funny if it was that cartoon pig?
Tokha: Who? Spider ham?
Jaiden: Yeah.
Kai: yeah that would be funny.
Spectacular Peter: well I hope it's that amazing spider man guy.
Aven: I do like him, I will say he definitely deserves that redemption of his.
Gage: I know right now all the fans can stop making memes about him.
Insomniac Peter: I hope it's that spider man from the 30s.
Nyx: I thought he was in retirement?
Hobbie: I hope it's another me.
???: wanna know what I hope?
The students Look to see who's talking and it's someone they all hope they never wish to have as a teacher, it's the 90s Spiderman.
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90s Spiderman: I hope you boneheads are in for a hell of a day.
Joes: Aw shit!
Ultimate Peter: this isn't going to be fun.
90s Spiderman: you damn right! Why would this be fun?! Let me tell it to ya straight, I AM NOT a Spiderman to fuck around with if you bother me or disrupt me while I'm talking I will automatically tear you limb from limb, if you don't believe me then try me!
Kai: wait quick question, what does bonehead mean?
90s Spiderman: It has something to do with the content of your skull! And if you interrupt me again I'll connect my fist to it.
Jaiden: Damn, Dude! Relax!
90s Spiderman: (doing Jaidens voice) Relax. (Normal) Don't you yahoos get it?! The black spider man never relaxes!
Gage: (whispers to Joes) I'm pretty sure that racial somewhere in that. (Joes which nodded)
90s: So for today's assignment, you all are going to write a ten page essay on why a symbiote is the best to happen to a spider man due Tonight!
Soon the school bell and and as usual the 90s Spiderman doesn't like high volume sound and it cause him to scream in pain but for everyone else it was lunch time for them.
Joes: Thank fucking god it's lunchtime!
Kai: he got me completely fucked up, if he thinks I'm doing that essay.
The end...
Next chapter: Just bloody violence
A/n: so I was just gonna write the bully Maguire part but I realized it would have been short I decided to put the extra part in and it helps speed the episodes. Everyone go check out LaxfeelingV2 TMNT story to understand the first segment of the chapter and that's all and I'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye!
