Spider Verse Academy

Chapter 1: First Day

3rd POV

Today was the first day of the Spider verse academy, where all the spider man from different worlds can learn about the multiverse and the cannon event. The scene shows a bunch of spiders siting in a desk talking to each other having fun and making jokes until the first bell ring and Miguel O'Hara walks though the door.

Miguel: Okay shut the fuck up! (Everyone gets silent) My Name is Miguel O'Hara and as much as I hate to say this but I'll be your teacher through the year, first rule not talking.

Insomniac Peter: So does that mean we can't talk?

*SLAP*

Miguel: I said not talking! (Miguel sighs knowing that it was in his dream) I wish I could do that.

Insomniac Peter: what are you talking about?

Jaiden: he was thinking about slapping the shit out of you.

Miguel: Jaiden, Zip it!

Insomniac Peter: I sure hope not, if so I don't want to go ⭕️ + 🔺on his ass.

Everyone in the classroom began to laugh at his joke while Miguel was not happy.

Miguel: I want everyone to close their mouths and listen to me! For todays topic we are going to be explaining (writes it on the board) "why fumbling a 10 out of 10 is a cannon event." Isn't that right Peter's?

Ultimate Peter: I didn't come to talk about how my love life sucks balls!

Gage: Dude this is shit! Change the subject.

Miguel: ha, could never be me, I don't even have to try but no since we have a class clown let's talk about it.

Jose: Miguel, shut the fuck up, You never fucking fumbled a 10 out of 10 in your entire fucking life, I mean for fuck sake, Gage and Aven have a Harem and you can't even have one girlfriend.

Kai: wait hold on, if you never fumbled a 10 out of 10 doesn't that mean...

Aven: Correct Àmo go, kid, Miguel Broke the cannon.

Nyx: And nothing happened, that means that once again you theory about Miles's dad could be false.

As the entire class looked at Miguel who was standing there in Shock trying to think of something.

Miguel: uhh... we're not gonna talk about that right now...

Miles: Wait! So you're telling me if I save my dad nothings gonna happened?

Miguel: are you telling me you're talking while I'm talking?! No lunch for you buddy!

Spectacular Peter: Are you fucking crazy?! You can't do that!

Peter B: Yeah, Miguel, you can't like saying you can't eat is crazy. (Takes a bite out of a burger)

Y/n: Where did you get that burger from?

Peter B: Buger King.

Ultimate Peter: Burger King taste like shit!

Jose: (takes out a weed and begins to light it) which is why I only go for mcdonalds.

Aven: Hold up, you have weed?

Jose: yeah. (Begins to smoke on it and blows)

Aven: hold up, let me get one. (Jose passes one to him and light for him and they both take a smoke out of it) ahhh that's the good shits.

Miguel: ALL RIGHT!!! EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Y'all are going to sit here and listen tot this lesson, IS THAT CLEAR?!

Kai: okay then hurry the fuck up so we can get it over with.