The Path To Love ~ | TDS | ONESHOTS

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I promise I'm working on requests!!!

just uhh yesterday got heartbroker💀

basically my crush laughed at a drawing, tore it apart and threw it away. it was an art of him, an art i was actually proud of since i put my whole into it so uhh it kinda made me sad and unmotivated, which is why I'll have to delay some stories. I really apologize 🙏

The actually trusted squad:

Commander, in a room with Medic, Dj, and Ranger: It’s calm in here.
Commander: It scares me…

[HC: Ranger hates Dj and probably would go for Dj's throat when Commander turns away. While Dj and Medic are just two messed up crazy idiots]

Ranger: Today at 7 am, Dj poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Commander: I watched Dj brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Medic: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

Medic: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Dj: Eyy, homie!
Commander: But then there's cootie...
Ranger: Die.

Ranger: Do you love Commander?
Medic: Yeah, I do.
Ranger: Dj! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Dj: We all love Commander. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.
Medic: I thought that was implied.
Dj: ...
Ranger: ...
Medic, looking straight at Dj: Congrats Ranger, you just won 100 bucks.

[HC: Yes, I ship ComMed. No, I don't like Commandj, but I have nothing against it]

Commander: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Dj: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Commander: What about it? They are.
Dj: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Dj: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Commander: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Medic: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Ranger: I like the yellow ones.
Commander and Dj: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

Dj: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Ranger: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Dj for dinner.
Commander: What is wrong with you people?
Medic: Shut up, chocolate.

Dj: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Ranger does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Commander: If Ranger were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Ranger jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Medic: You jump off a cliff!
Commander: Gladly, provided Ranger did first.

[HC: Commander trusts Ranger more than himself]

My fav towers:

*The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love*
Executioner: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you.
Sledger: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way...
Toxicgunner: *has a panic attack* What confession?
Warden: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too.
Gladiator: So what? Are you going to date me or not?
Ranger: It was a dare.

[Warden said it jokingly, he actually already is in one of his stages of grief, denial]

Warden: If I fall…
Toxicgunner: I’ll be there to catch you.
Executioner: *looks at Gladiator* What if I fall?
Gladiator: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Sledger: *watches these two interactions*
Sledger, to Ranger: And if I fall?
Ranger: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[HC: Sledger and Ranger are frenemies]

Squad reactions to being called straight:
Warden: The fuck, no I'm not.
Toxicgunner: Excuse the hell out of you?
Executioner: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Sledger: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Ranger: Rude.
Gladiator: *punches the person*