tw: m*ri
y/n: WHY AM I NOW FINDING OUT CHUUYA IS FLUENT IN FRENCH?? HES AMAZING AT EVERYTHING.
Tachihara: please give me a chance in bed chuuya holy shit
y/n: ....
Tachihara: it was a JOKE... a joke...
Shittyzai: it better be bc y/ns crimes are worse than mine
Tanizaki: y/n actually fucking terrifys me
y/n: :3
Nikolai: y/n why r you and fedya dming each other in Russian.
y/n: we are shit talking all of you and why tf do you know
Lice collecter: kolya is at your window.
Shittyzai: stop stalking my pookie
y/n: call me your pookie again and I'm going through with my murder plan <3
Shittyzai: HE USED A HEART FOR ME
Furry: holy fucking shit Y/N CAN YOU LET ME IN ON THE MURDER PLAN
Ryu: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
y/n: I know you have dreams of sucking dazais dick while he praises you.
Ryu: ....
Furry: HA??? RYUUNOSAKE AKUTAGAWA.
Ryu: THAT WAS BEFORE WE STARTED DATING
y/n: WAIT I WAS FUCKING JOKING ABOUT THAT WHAT THE FUCK?
Kunikida: YOU GUYS ARE DATING?
Ranpo: kunikida you are the only one who doesn't know
Furry: @ryu your emo ass has FIVE SECONDS to explain
Ryu: I'm at your door.
Tanizaki: 💀
Ryu: go fuck your sister or something
Tanizaki: ...
Naomi: I mean...
y/n: you guys make me wanna smash my phone
1 hour later
Shittyzai: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE FUCKING WHAF THE FICK
Shittyzai: WHAT IS ATUSHI DOING TO MAKE AKUTAGWA MOAN SO LOUD???
shittyzai: REMINDER I LIVE RIGHT FUCKJNG NEXT TO YOU NAKAJIMA
y/n: bro unlocked his tiger on his dick
Sigma: IM GOING TO JUMP OFF SKYCASINO AGAIN ISTFG
y/n: take me with you please
Sigma: ofc
Shittyzai: don't touch my pookie I'll lock him in my basement to hide him from you😈😈
y/n: youre too broke to even own a basement
Shittyzai: pookster I love you but please stfu
y/n: don't fucking tell me to stfu.
Shittyzai: sorry.
Kunikida: y/n please teach me how to make him stfu that easy🙏
y/n: I don't do much🤷♂️
Elise: y/ns so cool😻
Mori: y/n would you like to come back and work for us
y/n: do you want me to list everything youve done to me ? 🙂
Mori: wait no no you dont have to work for us ..
kunikida: he even scares the leader what the hell
mori: well i wouldnt say he scares me...
shittyzai: you know damn well old man
34 minutes later
shittyzai: guys yk those two years before i joined the ada?
ranpo: yeah yeah you were a porn star who also sold drugs we know
chu: ...WHOS WE?
kunikida: IVE NEVER HEARD ABOUT THIS
yosano: WHY WOULD YOU KEEP THIS FROM ME RANPO
y/n: ODA DID NOT DIE FOR YOU TO DO THIS😀
oda: i agree.
shittyzai: WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE
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