alphasushi: IVE HAD ENOUGH OF ALL OF YOU. BECAUSE WHY DID Y/N RING MY DOORBELL LIKE 80 TIMES JUST TO CALL ME ASS SUSHI AND RUN AWAY
y/n: :3
alphasushi: YKW IM NOT DOING YOUR GENSHIN QUESTS FOR YOU NO MORE
y/n: FUCK YOU FUCKING FURRY YOURE GOING TO DO MY QUESTS
alphasushi: FUCK NO IVE HAD ENIOUGH OF YOU
ranpo: enough*
y/n: RANPO STFU
alphasushi: RANPO STFU
y/n: DOnT TELL MY BROTHER TO STFU
ranpo: smh
alphasushi: YOU LITERALLY JUST
y/n: I can YOU cant
alphasushi: MAKE HIM DO YOUR SHIT THEN
y/n: ASS SUSHI IM BASICALLY THE REASON YOURE HEFRE RN SO BE THANKFUL AND DO MY QUESTS
alphasushi: I REALLY WISH YOU DIDNT LET SHITTYZAI KHS THEN MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE HAD STRESS PROBLEMS LIKE I DO NOW
kunikida: at least someone understands how i feel
y/n: this bitch forgot im the one who cooks him chazuke everyday for free
alphasushi: i take it all back. i'll do your quests.
alphasushi: BUT y/n is becoming equally as painful as fucking dazai and ranpo holy fucking hell
chu: hes with them 24/7 what'd you expect?
alphasushi: even your own boyfriend is basically agreeing, y/n
y/n: CHUUYA WHY ARE YUOU AGREEINSG WIOTH HIKM??"?!?
chu: well i dont lie
y/n: COUCH TONIGHT.
chu: PAUSE WAIT YOU CANT DO THAT
y/n: says who
chu: says me...?
y/n: no.
chu: ..fine sorry
y/n: :)
sigma male: GUYS HELP NIKOLAI IS SITTING IN A DARK ROOM WITH CLOWN MUSIC PLAYING AND THE MFS GIGGLING??
y/n: normal kolya things
sigma male: NOTHING about him is normal
y/n: at this point it is
lice collecter: mhm
sigma male: good god..
nikolai: oh HAII GSUSYU I SEE I WAS MENTIONED ???
y/n: kolya
nikolai: YA?
y/n: what are you plotting?
nikolai: well i was planning to steal the Eiffel tower!
lice collecter: jesus christ
y/n: figured, hope it goes well!
sigma male: i give up.
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