The Diary of a 'Nerd'.

Yes, this is a Nerd/ Jock story. Yes, it is cliché. No, I don’t care:P

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 The Diary of a Nerd. 

e d i t e d

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Dear Diary,

I don't want to write in you.

At all.

I would rather study than waste my time writing about my life. You know why? Because-

1) My grades matter to me. You don't just get into Howard University without working hard. You need a complete straight A record, which I most certainly have.

2) The only thing I will actually write about in you are my grades because. . . well, I don't have anything to write about unless you wanna know the whole digestive system or all the variables of an atom or the gas reserve history of USA or the Pythagoras' property or the- well you get the point!

The only reason I'm actually writing in you is because you're a gift from my mum and apparently, she is sitting right here in my room, in front of me, smiling like there's no tomorrow. She says, and I quote, "It's a girls responsibility to write about her fun filled teenage life because when you grow up, these will be the days that you cherish the most. Trust me, honey, I'm talking from personal experience."

Yup, that's exactly what she said.

But what she doesn't understand is that my 'fun filled' teenage life is not half as fun filled as hers was. You see, during her high school life, my mom was the pretty blonde Head Cheerleader who had the whole school kissing the ground she walked on. She was the kinda girl with a perfect boyfriend- also known as my dad. She was the girl who was invited to every party and had more than hundred BFF's . So yes,  her teenage life was the definition of 'fun filled'.

I, on the other hand am nothing like her.

I am the ugly brunette with big square glasses on the perk nose and head of The Tutor club. The whole school loathes the ground I walk on and I have only two friends, which is all I need. I most certainly do not have a perfect boyfriend and I do not plan on having one. Parties aren't really my cup of tea.

Fun filled much?

I don't think so.

Sometimes I wonder if I really am her daughter but then I've got my whole DNA test results and it clearly says that - I, Grace Burke am the daughter of Haley and Nathan Burke. Positive + Positive =  Positive, right? 

But all this stuff certainly doesn't bother me because I know that my parents love me just the way I am and so do my two best friends, Jennet and Liam. I know Jennet since grade school, our love for dogs caused us to be friends in the first place. She really pretty with straight blonde hair and blue eyes.

The cheerleaders are literally begging her to be on the squad but she thinks they're just a bunch of fakes who are trying too hard. Yup, she's my best friend .

Liam, joined our school in sixth grade and has stuck with us since then. He is this really weird Aussie kid. Truth been told, he is really cute. like the 'Awww! He's so cute!' kinda cute. I think it's really amusing the way he doesn't study at all but manages to top the class and I always come 2nd cause of that bastard, but I love him anyway. He's my best friend after all.

Now that I'm done with telling you about the people I love, I'll tell you about the people I hate. Even though I'm the kind of person who doesn't like to hold grudges over others, there are some people that I can't help but despise with passion.

First and for most I despise Nicole 'bitch face' Hart. She is the school's Queen Bee and Cheer Captain who thinks the whole population of Pathways High School should portray her as some kind of god. And most of the people of my not - so - amazing high school get fooled by her angelic face and do whatever she pleases.

Stupid right?

Even though a long, long, LONG time ago, she was actually pretty good. In fact she WAS my best-friend. Jennet, Nicole and me were like the Power Puff girls, but that was before her family moved to Canada when we were around 11.

After she came back about 4 years later, she turned into the fake barbie that she now is.

For some unknown reason, her mission since the day she came back from Canada was to destroy my life and so know she keeps trying to put me down but me being well. . . me, I don't tolerate her shit. Therefore, early morning when a student walks into Pathways High, they hear the constant bickering and insults that me and Nicole not so kindly share with each other first thing in the morning.

I still wonder what happened to her. . .  I mean nobody just turns into your enemy because of some shit-ass transfer right? 

Anyway, the second person on my hate list is Ryan Grey. The football jock with an ego as large as 3 Indian elephants. Or maybe more. 

He is Mr Popular and guess who's Mrs Popular. . .

Briiiinnngggg!

You got that right, the one and only Nicole. You might have already guessed that he is the 'wanted by all girls and guy who the other guys wanna be' kinda guy. Oh and the reason I hate him the most is that according to Mr 'I'm-so- hot- that- you- don't- even- need-a-heating- system -when-I'm- with- you' (Ryan), it's his noble duty to annoy the hell out of 'nerds' as he calls me. But that's not it ,honey, the worst is yet to come. . . his family lives in the house right across mine.

Even though there's like a 10 meter road between our houses, My hate for him is so excessive that it can pass right through the thick walls of his room and the window in his room that gives me an unwanted clear view of the disgusting things he and Nicole do.

Disgusting, right?

I totally understand if you pity me by now. 

Oh my mum's gone out of my room.

YAY!

I guess writing in you wasn't that bad after all but now I plan on hiding you somewhere deep in my closet and never writing about my 'fun filled' teenage life ever again.

No offence.

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AN- so what do you think??? I know its not that good but I was just bored and I couldn’t find any proper Nerd/jock clichés. They were all, either bad boy -good girl stuff and I have read more than 100s of those now :P

 And thanks to my le bob for editing my story! give her an applause people! she makes covers, banners and edits! 

Oh no! she's taken xD

Soo feel free to    comment /vote /fan :P 

-Tanya