Flames And Feathers

chapter 8 - New Powers, New Discoveries (REVERSE LEMON)

Caleb had learned a lot last night. Kyper had taught Caleb the basics for the elements of fire, water, and air. Each element had some spells, called techniques, he could use to grasp the basics of using them.

The hardest part of magic was learning how to attune your gas to a new element. The gas inside of Caleb's sac thing could be magically aligned with different elements, transforming into that element upon leaving his body.

He learned some basic fire stuff, such as fireballs, long lasting fire, and super hot fire. The thing that most excited Caleb was the fire dash, a technique he could use for mobility. Dashing in video games was something Caleb had always wanted to do in real life, and he could finally do it. The best part about that spell is that it was the least costly to use on his gas.

Next on the list was water. Once he learned to attune his has to water, he was quickly able to learn the abilities for it.

Water functioned more as a support element than anything else. With water he was able to shoot a large wave of water, which did nothing but confuse and soak opponents. Caleb had also learned a waveboost, where Caleb would shoot a stream of water backwards to shoot himself in the opposite direction.

Finally, Caleb learned the techniques of the air element. Air was one of the least useful elements, mainly used to prevent tiredness mid-flight by pushing up on his wings. The only other ability air had which eas semi useful was vibrations, which actually let Caleb create sound from basically nothing. Caleb found this very useful as he could actually use it to create background music around him, which might come in useful later.

Apparently elements weren't just standalone things either. No, THEY COULD ALSO MIX. Kyper stated that phenixes don't mix elements very often, since most just stick with fire to keep it simple. But since Caleb was learning a bit more than fire, him and kyper could be the first to discover unique combos for different elements.

The first combo caleb was taught, discovered by kyper himself, was life and water. When mixed, they created slime. Slime allowed kyper to create sticky slime bombs that would only stick after he threw them, then explode into a goopy mess. The least fortunate part is that the slime was white. Meaning it looked like he was throwing jizz bombs everywhere. It didn't help that it smelled the part too.

Besides fire, water, earth, and air, there were a bunch of different and bizarre elements Caleb could decide to try learning, with some completely undiscovered elements Caleb could pioneer magic in.

Kyper took his time in explaining the elements. There was of course life, allowing them to create temporary living lifeforms. Then, there was aether, which was an unstable form of raw magic they could use to create explosions. Next, there was electricity, which kyper had just discovered how to cast about an hour ago. That was about all the elements they had found so far.

After learning all of that, they both decided it was time for bed. They both went to Caleb's room to sleep, hoping they would both fit.

Turns out, kyper had never slept in a more comfy bed before, even with all the money his dad made from being in the royal gaurd.

Caleb now realized it was his chance to finally lose his virginity, so he wouldn't have to deal with it later. Caleb stared into space thinking about the moral implications of fucking a bird, and if that would still count as losing his virginity. Wait, when has his v-card ever mattered to him?

"Nevermind, LETS FUCK THIS BIRD"

"Hey kyper do you know what sex is?" Caleb asked. he assumed his question would be rhetorical, but was quickly proven wrong.

"Uhhhh what's a sex?" Kyper asked back.

"OH NO IF HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT SEX IS THEN I CANT GET HIS CONSENT!!!!!!! OH GOD THIS IS GOING EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT"

"Uhhh... do pheonixes reproduce asexually or something?" Caleb asked, still shocked that kyper didn't know about sex.

"OH YEAH I GET IT! You're talking about that thing animals do where they thrust at eachother then give birth like 9 months later. Yeah pheonixes don't do that we just barf the eggs up."

"Uh... so you like... don't have any other holes besides your ears and mouth?"

"Uh yeah... you have even more?!??!? Gross dude!"

"I mean yeah the other holes are kinda gross."

"Were you planning on having sex with me or something?"

"I actually don't think we physically even can have sex at this point. My only option would be for me to stick my dick in your beak but that'd probably be way to uncomfortable to actually enjoy in any way."

"Sex seems gross anyways."

"You're kinda right to be honest."

"Im... gonna go back to sleep now

"Alright good night featheredfucker"

"Good night skinslag"

That had been the most awkward situation of Caleb's life. How had he not realized that kyper had no extra holes? Eh, he'd just have to go to bed now.

Tommorow would be a long day.

Ok I lied no New conflict this time lmaooo

The reverse lemon idea came from riziply or whatever the fuck they were named THANKS SLAGMEISER

bye slags