There is an old myth that if you go into the forests of Jiafeia at the stroke of midnight and repeat "Dildo Unicorn, tell me what is to happen" three times and wait for 69 seconds then you will first hear the sound of a horse neighing and then the dildo unicorn will appear. On its head it has not a horn, but a 12 inch purple dildo which contains its wisdom and future-telling abilities. The Unicorn will stand in front of you and the dildo will vibrate for 69 seconds. During those 69 you can ask the unicorn any question about the future and it will answer truthfully and correctly. After the dildo ceases to vibrate then the unicorn will gallop back into the depths of the forest. But if you dare to summon the unicorn for the ritual a second time in your lifetime then it will gore you to the point you are unrecognisable with the dildo.
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