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Ho's and a Willy

WILLY
where tf did you two go
last night?
WILLY
i was abandoned babysitting
yuki outside a kebab place
at 4am
WILLY
there better be a shaggable
reason for your disappearances

MILDRED
a lady never tells

WILLY
...
WILLY
tell me then

MILDRED
i left with charles 🤭

WILLY
AHHGGG
WILLY
what happened !?

MILDRED
he slept on the sofa after
speaking to hours!!
MILDRED
it felt different idk

WILLY
that's so soppy and boring
WILLY
aurora, have a better
story to tell?

ROAR
firstly, that's very cute
and random, gonna
need all the details plz
ROAR
secondly, we will not
stand for any yuki slander
will
ROAR
thirdly, kind of i suppose

MILDRED
oh my god
MILDRED
you slept with lando

ROAR
no no no
ROAR
i did not aha

WILLY
what happened to my
whores?

ROAR
we ended up staying out
later and then he put
me in a taxi and that
was that
ROAR
but i really think this is
really something

MILDRED
aw stop, knew that it was
a good plan
MILDRED
you can thank me and
charles later 😉

WILLY
i've lost you both to
the cast of cars wtf

ROAR
double dates 🥰

WILLY
rip

MILDRED
eeee yess!!
MILDRED
call me rn and tell
me all about your
night
MILDRED
never took you for
the jealous type will

WILLY
the cast of cars took
my wives 😐

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