Grian centric oneshots

Incorrect quotes

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•Sam calling Grian: Please pick up...
•Grian: *picks up*
•Sam: hiiiii I love you <3 can I have 2.5k?
•Grian: WHY DO YOU NEED 2.5k?!
•Sam: for an escape room?
•Grian what escape room costs 2.5k?!
•Sam:
•Sam: Prison?

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•Doc walking into Grains room: Grian-
•Grian dressed as Arian GRIANde: *totally manly squeal*
•Doc, face red: I'll just leave..

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•Ren: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
•Tango: I sleep with a knife.
•Grian: Both of you are pathetic.
•Ren: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
•Grian: Doc

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•Iskall: Why do you look like that?
•Grian, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
•Iskall: Like you're dead.
Grian: It's because I'm dying. Leave me here to perish.
•Xizuma: Grian called Doc "babe" in front of everyone today.
•Grian: *sobs into the floor*

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•Ren: Why are your tongues purple?
•Doc: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
•Grian: I had a red one.
•Xizuma: oh
•Xizuma:
•Xizuma: OH.
•Scar:
•Scar: You drank each others slushies?

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•Grian: That's ridiculous, Doc doesn't have a crush on me.
•Half the server: Yes he does.
•Other half of the server: Yes he does.
•Doc: Yes I do.

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•Iskall, answers phone call: Hello?
•Grian: Hi, is Mumbo there? I need to talk to him.
•Iskall: No, Mumbo is dead.
•Mumbo, very much alive across the room: ISKALL WHAT THE FUCK-

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•Iskall: What do people in relationships even do?
•Mumbo: Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy.
•Iskall: Okay. Didn't ask.
•Grian: Asks question
•Grian: "Didn't ask"
•Iskall: Thanks for the play by play, Captain Fuck.

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•Grian, gardening: Can you bring me a hoe?
•Doc: yeah sure
•Doc coming back a few minutes later: Here you go.
•Grian:
•Doc:
•Ren: Why am I here?

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•Sam: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
•Grian:
•Grian: I'm gonna tell him.
•Taurtis: Don't you dare.

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•Iskall: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
•Mumbo: Yeah-
•Grian: *kicks in the door*

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•Tango: Truth or dare?
•Grian: Dare.
•Tango: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in •the room.
•Grian: Hey Ren?
•Ren, with a smug smile: Yeah?
•Grian: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Doc.

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•Tango: Ren, I have a great idea.
•Ren: Let's hear it.
•Tango: We trick Doc and Grian to go out on a date together.
•Ren: YES!
•Ren: And hey, if that doesn't work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks-
•Tango, hitting him with a book: NO!

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•Impulse: Where the hell is Scar?
•Skizz: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe he melted?
•Grian: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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•Scar: Good. Thanks, dad.
•Grian: You just called Skizz "dad". You just said "thanks, dad."
•Scar: What? No, I didn't. I said "thanks, man".
•Skizz: Do you see me as a father figure, Scar?
•Scar: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.
•Impulse: Hey! Show your father some respect!

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•Xizuma: Who the hell broke it?
•Mumbo: It was Scar.
•Grian: It was Scar.
•Iskall: It was Scar.
•Scar: it was Scar!
•Scar:
•Scar: Fuc-