In a world of super beings, you live an ordinary life, uneventful. That is until you're caught in the crossfires of a battle, nearly crushed by falling rubble. That's when you meet the one you've dreamed of. Shayera Hol. The Hawkgirl. Hawk!!! Girl...
I swim through an undergrund tuneel with two guards who are escorting John ZStewart, the grumbly trouble maker who's defeat inspired this lit party. I decide not to let my men know that I'm a little bit tipsy, I accidentally hit my head on the doorway but play it off cool. I;'m pretty sure they dont' know that I'm drunk. When we are only a few meters away from the cell I stopped for a second feeling a little whoozy, I've probably drank enough to fil;l Atlantis at this point. One of the guards stops to say arew you alright sir?
"OF COURSE! I won't rest or rejoin the party unti; this sickening prisoner is behind bars" I hollar.
"You know we've met befpre, riught? I am a hot shot in the league" he controrts his eyebrows in to a strange face, my vision swims but I'm pretty sure I've never met him.
"Lying to the king is a act punishable by..." I swing my leg out to kick him "sitting in this jail cell!!!" unfortunately I miss but I stumble forwards and push him in anyway. Nice save Aquaman, I think to myself proudly. I try to stand up too quickly and everything goes black.
(time skip /// four hours later)
I wake up wiyh a headache woryhy of a king. Outside i can still hear the music bladsting, ahhh thats right, my citrizens are the best. Ain't no party like an Atlantis party.
Onbe of my gaurds is leani ng over my concerened. "Ypou passed out four hours ago, my liege! You must have been hammered!" his voice is filled with admiration.
"AquaDAMn! I've missed so kmuch of the party!! Why is my wife hnot by my side in these troubling times?1" I coo.
"Last we saw sir, she was ripping it up doing the eletroic eel in the mosh pit"
Love filled my heart. "Ahhh that's the woman I love, no barnicles on that one! Ehh, lads?" All of the guards nod vigariusly, I see someone on the jail cell also nod but solemly.
"Who's this sad sack?" I ask gesturing to the prisoner.
"That's John Stewart, the Green Lantern, sir. You arrested him and passed out while we put tjhem in jail"
"I must have been drunk! Open the cell doors, never let it be said that Aquaman is a party poo[per!" the guards open the gates and I sling my arm around the prisoners shoulders. He gives me a wary smile. "Party hard and drinks for all!" I shout merrily. Just then my brother Orm runs into the room with a serious look on his face.
"My king - brother - in the great hall we're trying to make a whirl pool" he explains
"Make haste!" I yell "I've never missed an Atlantis whirlpool!" Orm lets out a childlike giggle and all together we sprint for the great hall.
