In a world of super beings, you live an ordinary life, uneventful. That is until you're caught in the crossfires of a battle, nearly crushed by falling rubble. That's when you meet the one you've dreamed of. Shayera Hol. The Hawkgirl. Hawk!!! Girl...
"I think you mean Hatchling, and my feathers grew in long ago, I can flyyyyyyyyy!" I reply. "Also, if you were to take someone... special... on a date..."
Green Lantern was suddenly lying on the table on his tummy, his head rested in his hands and his legs kicking behind him. He must have gotten something in his eye, because they were shining with tears and he kept blinking. If I hadn't been so distracted about my question about love I might have punched him.
"Where would you take that special person?" I finished.
"CC Jitters" he repleid instantaniously.
"Ugh, I don't want to run into the Flash!" I ssaid "Haha, run" I said.
"That one cafe that multi-billionaire Bruce Waine owns then"
"You mean Wayne Waffles?" I reploed.
"NO, the other one"
"Thanks GL" I said, already planning on not taking his advice. This had been a dumb idea. I was about to swoop off when Green Lantern (annoying) started talking again.
"So what time were you thinking for our date?"
Date? What date? WAIT?! Green Lantern thought..? I'd never go on a date with Green Lantern! More like dumb lantern!
"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!" I yelled, mace at the ready.
His face fell to it's regular sad state, I guess my mace hit from earlier was finally kciking in.
"You mean you don;t want to love me?" he sounded confused for some reason.
"Nope" I shrugged efortlessly.
"Then why were you asking about dating?" he asked, his eyes wellign up with tears.
"Because I have found the most perfect girlfriend/boyfriend, and we're in love!! I can tell it's real, I've never felt this way before. The only thing that has ever come remotely close is when I tuck all my maces in bed, and I read them a bedtime story" I say fondly. I threww my mace like a boomerang (so it would come back to me) and run out of the room, before he can pester me more. Ugh, Green Laterns are the worst. I heard him cry, "why! Why!" and Flash ran past at superspeed to give him a comforting pat but accidentally slapped him insteed "why! Why!" Green Lantern cried out again.
