In a world of super beings, you live an ordinary life, uneventful. That is until you're caught in the crossfires of a battle, nearly crushed by falling rubble. That's when you meet the one you've dreamed of. Shayera Hol. The Hawkgirl. Hawk!!! Girl...
You arrive at Aquaman. He is shirtless and very ripped (in a muscle way), he has flwoing locks of flowing hair and a manly beard. He is yelling at Hawkgirl which makes him less hot.
"How DARE you come to my kingdo-" he gets cut off because a dolphin whispers i n his ear. He laughs with a boom "ha"
"The dolphin said "chum into my kingdom" it is a fish pun" Aquaman explained eagerly, reagily and legally (as well as unapologeticaly!)
"Where was I" Aquaman said and he looked confused. "Oh yes, how dare you ... arrive in my kingdpokm and cause this much damage, comnfusion and delay."
You can see that Hawkgirl's imaginary anger meter is going off the charts with anger! Before yuou can talk her down she talks.
"I'LL SHOW YOU DAMAGE, CONFUSION AND DELAY" Hawkgirl yelled and she winds her arm back again and again and again. Like a cricket player who forgot to throw the ball, the only difference being that she didnt forget to let go and she threw her mace with the power of a thousand hawks. It crashes through thr Atlantis barrier and the sound barrier because it is so strong.
"Hwaba gwratsb hruvbal blarp!" you hear Aquagirl call from miles away.
"The damage, confusion and delay has already begun" you hiss. To emphasis your point and to impress hawkgirl you decide to punch Orm in the gut. 'HYAAAA" you scream triumphantly. You feel a gleam in your eyes and Aquaman stares at you with approval.
"Nice work babe" grimaces Aquaman and Mera nods in agreement.
"I'LL SHOW YOU BABE!" Hawkgirl screetches so highly yuu almsot can't hear and it shakes the water. The dolphin looks around in fear of a waterquake and blows water out its chimney. Just before hawkgirl's mace can hit Aquaman (it takes a while because they are in water now that the barrier has been broke n by Hawkfirl) a jet of gross green light scatters in and knocks hawkgirl from he rpoise.
