this was requested by someone but i can't find the comment so sorry
i love love love love spookyween. wit my beutfil kid, huggyloveybigoldbuggy, we get to dress up as what we want.
this year, i am a cat and my ccostume is the bestest. it looks like this:
i love it 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
the trins are all poop emojis because thts what they are: poop 💩
my bestest and beutyfullest child, huggyloveybigoldbuggy is dressing up as-
OMG GUESS WHAT. MY GURGUS HUBBY CJ ISNT DEADDD! HE JUST HAD A BRAIN ANUERSYM LAST CHRISMOSH BUT HES ALL GOOD NOWWWW. we still *make love* all the time nd im PREGGERNANT!!!
IM GONNA HAVE 5 KIDS BUT IM ANGY BECAUSE WHAT IF THEYRE UGLY LIKE THE TRINS AND NOT ABSOLUELY GURGUS LIKE HUGGYLOVEYBIGOLDBUGGY
anywhoodles-
i sit on the front steps of my house with the lights on and its spokyween so kids are trigger treating.
cj tok the kids out so i get to relax. suddenly a giat hotdog comes up and ask fr candy.
"twick or tweat" it says
"s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry?/" i ask. "w-w-w-w-w-w-what do y-y-you w-w-w-want?"
"candy! i vant skeetles"
i throw 69 individual skeetles at this ugly hotdog and it leavs
my job is so simple. i love spookyween.
i get a break from my ugy kids but i have to see more but its fine because i get to be a cat and CJ and i get to *make love* at 3am because thats the time of god.
i love helloweiner !!!!!!!
a/n: thanks for reading my special helloweiner chapte. it's based off my real spookyween with my kids at ym house ! i know im supposed to be on hiatus but i pwomised soooo
love u guys!!!
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