China: *smiles* it's time for dinner, aru~!
Now, what shall I cook...?
South Korea: ANIKI~! Can I help?! Please?!
China: >_> O-okay, aru. What can you cook, aru?
South Korea: Gujeolpan, da-ze! :D
North Korea: *hears that* That sounds... Nice... But you are the one who is making it, so I am also scared...
South Korea: Awww! Have more faith in me, da-ze! I'm your big bro anyway---
North Korea: *flicks him* Say that one more time, and I am cutting off your curl.
South Korea: ;-; NOOOOORTH!
North Korea: NO. *evaporates out of the room*
China: *sweatdrops* Aiya....
South Korea: So! Gujeolpan it is, da-ze!
China: No, aru! I wanted to make wontons, aru!
South Korea: GUUUUUUUJEEEEEEOOOOOLLLLPAAAAAAAN, DA-ZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
China: WOOOOOOONNNNNNTOOOOOOONSSSSS, ARUUUUUUUU!
Japan: *pops out of nowhere* We courd make sushi...
South Korea: NO! GUUUUUUUUUUJEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOLLLLLPAAAAAAN, DA-ZEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
China: WE ARE MAKING WANTONS, ARU!
Japan: I HUMBRY SUGGEST SUSHI!
Hong Kong: *pops out of nowhere* England gave me his recipe for scones--
Everyone but Hong Kong: NOOOOOOOOOOO! YOURE GOING TO KILL US ALL!
Hong Kong: ;-; *goes to sit in Tamaki's emo corner*
Taiwan: *pops out of nowhere* Braised pork rice sounds nice~!
South Korea: NOOOOO! GUUUUUUJJJJJEEEEEEEOOOOOOLLLLLPAAAAAAAAAN, DAAAAA-ZEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
China: I HAVE ALREADY DECIDED WE ARE MAKING WONTONS, ARU!
Hong Kong: *is calling England so he can have some scones XD*
Japan: I HAVE ARREADY SUGGESTED SUSHI.
Taiwan: BRAISED PORK RICE IS THE BEST! PEASANTS!
North Korea: *sits by Hong Kong* our family is dysfunctional, no?
Hong Kong: Very... T^T
Mongolia: *pops out of nowhere*
Japan: *covers her ears so she won't hear China's Chinese French (if you know what I mean XD)* ^_^""
Mongolia: T_T""""
Admin: *pops out of nowhere* OKAY! I HAVE A SOLUTION SO ALL OF YOU SHUSH!
All: What is it?
Admin: We'll make a bed of Gujeolpan and Taiwans rice. On top is sushi and some wontons. We also have braised pork inside England's scones. Yum. (Ew....)
All: *actually takes that seriously and spends 6 hours preparing one dinner*
All: DONE!!!
Admin: Oh god...
South Korea: She should be our taste tester, da-ze! *gives some to admin*
Admin: *tastes it* *faints*
China: AIYA! YOU KILLED THE ADMIN ARU!
South Korea: ^~^"""
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Crazy Days With the East Asian Family
RandomThis family is really, really, REALLY something else. Spend some time reading about their daily, "normal" activities. If you dare~ I do not own Hetalia or the characters in the shows, Hidekaz Himaruya does. I only wrote this fanfiction, and the fanf...
