China: EVERYONE COME HERE NO W!
Everyone: *comes there right now*
China: No, not you. *pushes Hong Kong into the closet and slams the door*
Hong Kong: OW! Hey, let me out-
China: Ok, so today is a very special day, anyone know what it is?
Japan: Tuesday?
North: The day after Monday?
South: Time for food?
China: No, no, and NO!
South, North, and Japan: *_*
China: Its Hong Kong's birthday!!!! :D
Taiwan: You do know he's here...
China: Yes, and? Shush we have plans to make! Top secret plans!
Taiwan: HES IN THIS ROOM HE CAN HEAR YOU!
Hong Kong: No I can't!
China: Ok, someone is gonna have to help me lift this thing up and out of the room so we can plan-
Japan: Or we could let him out?
China: No! He must be contained so I know where he is! *drags whole armoire from wall, tries to carry it downstairs but loses his grip and watches it fall down all the flights of stairs helplessly*
Mongolia: ... well now you've really done it, idiot.
Taiwan: AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *points at armoire at bottom of stairs* I mean oh my god is Hong Kong ok???????
North: He'll live.
South: =_=
China: ... alright! Anyway, back to planning. *goes back into his room*
Mongolia: Why do we always have to plan in your room?
Japan: it does have a water cooler and lounge space...
China: I thought we've established this! This is the meeting room!
Mongolia: No, it's your room.
China: MEETING ROOM!
Mongolia: Sure, whatever. *drinks from water cooler* so if Hong Kong isn't in a body cast by 10AM what's the plan?
Japan: We could get him cake.
Taiwan: And make him food!
North: Call Britain.
China: AIYA WHATTTT?! I LET YOU ALL IN MY HOUSE FOR THIS?! WHY WOULD I INVITE H I S E Y E B R O W N E S S HERE?!
Taiwan: I think Hong Kong likes his scones!
North: I think Hong Kong has no tastebuds...
China: Shut! Up! Fine. I'll invite him. *goes to a phone*
Mongolia: Should we go check on the kid?
Japan: *shrug* I mean, it's not like he can die...
South: Ah! How cold! Would you do the same, I wonder, if it was me at the end of the stairs, if it were ME who-
Everyone: Yes.
China: Stop talking I'm waiting to- Oh hi! Would you like to come over, it's Hong Kong's birthday today! Oh you already are? Wait don't let him out of the- DONT HANG UP! Ugh...
*wood moving from downstairs*
Everyone: 0__0 how did he get in?
China: Stupid Britain magic guy....
Mongolia: Shhh!
Japan: *goes to help Hong Kong* we were so worried, are you ok?
Hong Kong: Totally worried... *rubs head*
Taiwan: I'm gonna go do some stuff! Bye! I'm totally not getting anything especially today! It's only the day after Monday! *leaves very suspiciously*
China: god, I hate you all...
Britain: *gives Hong Kong a box full of scones*
North: *shoots the box*
Hong Kong: NOOOO MY BABIES
North: Sorry, it was uh, kind of instinct at that point to shoot a foreign body that's in my home- Jesus what is that smell!
Hong Kong: DONT LET THE AIR OUT MY SCONES MUST BE PRESERVED IN ALL THEIR GLORY!!!!
Mongolia: we could just get you a new box-
Hong Kong: *swaddles box up and rocks it like a baby*
Japan: Or you can do... that...
Hong Kong: m Y pRe CiOu S
Britain: A boy and his scones, eh?
Mongolia: Haha, yeaaaaah....
Japan: *god the smell*
Taiwan: *Comes back with a cake with multiple lit candles*
China: *wow it has less than mine!*
Hong Kong: Don't make me feel old-
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
South: *accidentally said Tuesday but got kicked midway by China so he shut up*
Britain: Make a wish!
Hong Kong: *blows out candles, one catches entire cake on fire*
North: *shoots cake*
Hong Kong: that didn't even do anything!
North: it learnt its place. *bullet hit china's decor in the room*
China: NOT MY GOLD PLATED SILVERWARE!
Mongolia: maybe don't put it where it can get hit-
Japan: OR DONT PUT NORTH'S GUNS IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!
Hong Kong: Britain, didn't you say we had more of these scones in the car?
Britain: Yeaaaah... *inconspicuously kidnaps Hong Kong amidst the madness and the cake on fire*
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Crazy Days With the East Asian Family
RandomThis family is really, really, REALLY something else. Spend some time reading about their daily, "normal" activities. If you dare~ I do not own Hetalia or the characters in the shows, Hidekaz Himaruya does. I only wrote this fanfiction, and the fanf...
