(His birthday cake is like the one in the picture but 8 times worse. The one in the pic only has 500 candles. XD)
China: Aiya! I'm becoming one year older today.. On top of those 4,000+ years..
South Korea: GUYS! ITS TIME FOR THE CANDLE GAME!!!!
Hong Kong: I have been preparing for this day. *has 400 packs of 10 pack candles*
North Korea: We went and bought it at the supermarket this morning.
Taiwan: Yep~! The cashier looked at us like we were crazy. ^_^
China: O.O Just one candle will do...
Japan and Mongolia: *brings in a MASSIVE birthday cake*
Hong Kong, Taiwan, and North Korea: *unpack the cases as fast as they can*
South Korea, Mongolia, and Japan: *stick on all of the candles rapidly*
China: What kind of game is this, aru?! Aiya! I'm getting old watching this!
Mongolia: Its fun... ^_^
Taiwan: We get the 4,000+ candles we need to show your age and the challenge is to get them all on!
South Korea: Whoa! I have to put some on the sides!
//3 hours of 6 people laughing and one person feeling really old later...//
All 6 of China's younger siblings: DONE~!
[You are now looking at a cake that has candles literally just touching each other from the sides, some candles even had to go on the side. Some were forced into the diagonal sides.]
Japan: We have to right it.
Mongolia: *nods* this will take at least an hour.. ^_^"""
China: *taking a nap*
//One hour later//
South Korea: THEYRE LIT! TIME TO SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANIKI!!
China: *wakes up, hoping his birthday will be normal now XD*
His siblings: *all singing off tune in various asian languages they speak*
China: T^T I need to still teach you to sing Happy Birthday, aru...
South Korea: Blow out the candles and make a wish, da-ze!
China: (Thinks: I wish this family stays as it is.) *blows candles* *one of the many candles on the cake falls and catches the carpet on fire*
South Korea: *jumps onto north korea's back* TO NARNIA!
North Korea: T_T *calmly walks out*
China: *epic girly scream as he runs out*
Japan: *pulls Mongolia away with him*
Taiwan: *carries Hong Kong bridal style out of the flames like a boss*
//And that's how China's birthday ends half of the time. The other times, South Korea goes inside the cake himself and busts out dressed like various cute things. XD//
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Crazy Days With the East Asian Family
De TodoThis family is really, really, REALLY something else. Spend some time reading about their daily, "normal" activities. If you dare~ I do not own Hetalia or the characters in the shows, Hidekaz Himaruya does. I only wrote this fanfiction, and the fanf...
