4. They'll never clone ya

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The amazing members of the amazing jury

A r c h i e C o n n o r
If he had a clone, he would have returned to study physics, and the clone would have continued to star in the shows. Or maybe he already has it?

N e s t y
If he had a clone, there would be even more terrible rap in this world

V a l e n t i n e H o t l i n e s
If he had a clone, he would have hooked up with him

M i c h e l l e L e v y
Her husband wouldn't let her have a clone

Matilda Magorian

M a t i l d a M a g o r i a n
If she had a clone, she would be jealous of Connor for her clone, and it would end up being a crime. Although... Is there a punishment for killing your clone?

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A r c h i e C o n n o r
We thought the worst was over,
But it's time to get used to it.
I'm even starting to regret being sober.
Ha! I'm kidding!

N e s t y
Connor, you freak.

A r c h i e C o n n o r
It's my interview!
You're now just a side kick.

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V a l e n t i n e H o t l i n e s
The day was so exciting!
So many wonderful people...
To be so sweet... It's really illegal!
So pretty warriors in this pretty fighting.

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M i c h e l l e L e v y
Wonderful talents.
And beautiful.
Balance!
But you're, of course, better...
Don't tell him! No! Never!

L i s s a P r e s t o n
Look!
He looks just like...

G l o r i a G o r e l i k
Nah. No.

L i s s a P r e s t o n
Like... Well, you know,
Ten years ago.

G l o r i a G o r e l i k
Nah, it's not him.
I swear to duckbills.

L i s s a P r e s t o n
Look at his heels!
Is he his offspring?

G l o r i a G o r e l i k
More like an evil
Creepy clone.
Who ran away and lives alone.

L i s s a P r e s t o n
Hey!
I'm trying to be serious!
Look at his face! Just look at it!

G l o r i a G o r e l i k
Come on,
My face detector's glorious.

L i s s a P r e s t o n
You blind insane!
Just look. It's him!

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A r c h i e C o n n o r
If Nesty seems strange today,
It's just Valley wearing shorts.
It's not like I'm hinting that he's really...

European.
Although, he's German.
Oh Lord.

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N e s t y
No, I mean, I thought he was smooth.
It's not like I thought of this faggot.
But he's not! Fuck, where's my booze?
No! I don't imagine him naked!

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