The host talking sports blue hair, a nerdy pair of glasses, and an extravagant Wonkaesque suit, complete with garish purple and Glasses-tipped cane. With a side of face lack of ear to side of face lack of ear grin, he says "WELCOME... TO THE TOTALLY DRAMATIC ISLAND!!!!!"
The other host (wearing a lesbian flag bow and casual hoodie with a great wolfcut like style of hair) steps forward, her huge, black, autism creature eyes shimmering in the sun, and says "Uh... Geek, that isn't the name of the island OR the show..." Geek rips off his extremely tacky outfit, revealing a grey Deadpool hoodie and blue jeans with some checkered Vans. Taking a sip of his 2 liter Code Red Dew, he says "Well we don't get paid enough to care, and that's the name of the fic anyways." Host 2, Charles, responds "Yeah fair points." Geek looks into the crowd once more and says "Well see ya tomorrow. Nothing very interesting today." He immediately spins into the apartment building to his left and passes out. Harold, confused, asks a simple question. "What the hell just happened?"
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TOTALLY DRAMATIC NONSENSE: ISLAND OF THE LIVING (NOT DONE)
FanficA small group of TDI alumni are sent back to the island to partake in a new, dangerous Total Drama Island. Fortunately Chris immediately dies, being replaced with the self insert backup hosts who must lead the gang through a hijacked alien ship and...