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The gang are moving into their dwellings on the island, wondering what could be in store with hosts that don't really care. Harold throws all his tastefully nude posters on the wall, magically hanging them up with mystically materializing thumbtacks. After throwing the Ryan Reynolds right inbetween himself and Scarlett Johansen, he hears the cracking of wood and a door handle dropping to the floor. Harold's head whips left, as he sees Charles standing in his door. Harold releases a comically girlish scream before stumbling backwards into his bathroom as Charles guns towards him. After he's backed himself into his Room Of Bath, he throws a light box at Charles. She ducks to dodge the completely empty box, labeled "Colorado Air".
Harold then yells "ARE YOU CRAZY!? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY APARTMENT?" Charles grinds to a halt. "NO! ARE YOU?" "Crazy? I was crazy once. I was locked in a shed. A toolshed. A toolshed with my possessed girlfriend's head in an vice. And the demon made me crazy." Suddenly, Geek barrels through the doorless hole. "DID SOMEONE SAY EVIL DEAD 2 REFERENCE FROM A HOT GU- I MEAN... EVIL DEAD 2 REFERENCE?" Harold's eyes widen. "YOU ACTUALLY GOT THAT?" "duh that movie rocks" "Huh." Geek looks slightly over to Charles. "Oh hey, Charbles." "Hey." "Pineapples." "Yeah." Suddenly, lights shine through the window... A loud "VWRRRRRRRR" booms through the island. The floating circus tent causing this slowly hovers down into the middle of the woods, securing itself into the ground. Geek bellows out "THE KLOWNS!".
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TOTALLY DRAMATIC NONSENSE: ISLAND OF THE LIVING (NOT DONE)
FanfictionA small group of TDI alumni are sent back to the island to partake in a new, dangerous Total Drama Island. Fortunately Chris immediately dies, being replaced with the self insert backup hosts who must lead the gang through a hijacked alien ship and...
