Outer Space ( South Park Space Au)

The first talk

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CHAPTER FIVE

Kyle looked at the alien, mesmerized to say at least. He sure thought that it had a consciousness, but actually seeing it with his own eyes was a completely different experience.

He took a deep breath and closed his eyes for a second. It all sounded like some wild and weird dream, yet still, it was right beyond his eyes. The sole proof that, after all, we are not alone in the universe.

It was-

Wait there a second. "It" doesn't seem fitting, to reduce another form of conscious life to a simple animal from another place. But what should Kyle call it then? He couldn't ask the alien for its gender.

Fuck, do aliens even have genders? He should make that question later. For now "they" should be good enough.

They were a true miracle of nature, beyond what science could ever expect! Who knew what a different reality and world could bring to ours?

But this ain't no time to wonder, he needs to try to communicate!

"...hi," he says slowly, hoping it helps they understand, "I am Kyle. How about you?" The ginger puts his hands on his chest and then directed at the alien.

"H̶̛̛̻̠͊̆E̷̡̋̽Y̶̥͆͌̋͗͝!̶̲͆ ̸̲̻̜̯͈͆͝Î̷̤͓̬̭̿͂̓͐'̸͖͉̳̩̲̿m̶͉͛͆̈͘ ̶̜͆S̸̨̹̗͚̬͆̋̉̈́͊t̶̨̮̤̟͇̄̇a̸̖̩͊́͂͐n̷͓͛͘,̷̫͚͍͆̀ ̷̹̦̔́̈n̶̬̻̑͒͗ͅi̶̧̧͕̍̋́̅c̴͖͙͚̐̾͑͐͆e̴̠̜̥͍̐̽ ̴̢̙̲͓̋̃͜͝f̶̡̛͔̬̜̆̑̑r̵̩͈͎̭͌͂̽ō̸̺̥͘ͅḿ̸̘͍̊̿́ ̴͉̫̭͖͍̏͝ỳ̵̢͇̟̾ơ̸̝͈͓̬͔̔̿͂ù̴͈͊̈́̈́ ̶̬̒ẗ̶̳͔̖̩́̉̾̊͠ơ̸͕͎͂̈̔ ̴̢͉̖̫͚͂p̶̨̪͖͗ŗ̸̗̩͑é̸̡͓̜̞́͝s̷̨̧͇̰̋͋̀ë̶͖̤́n̸̖̳̳̊t̴͍̜͕̙̅̀̄͠͝ ̸̡̀̚ÿ̶̬̱̰̭̘́̈̕͝ơ̸̪̓̆͠ṵ̴̟̠̓̈r̵̐͛͘ͅs̸̫̳̼̒̑ë̶̠̮̙́́̅̕l̸̖͗͑́̒͑f̵̻̖̯̉ ̸̧̠̜͝b̵̨̿̈́ǘ̷͈͚̭̊̈́t̶͓̼̙̟̖̽͋ ̵̮̋͂̄̒̎Ī̸̪ ̵͔͓͖̪̈́̓̆́a̶̼͒ͅl̶͕̭͉̓̒̎̄̀r̷͇̗̗̩̯͗̋͝e̶̱̮͓͈͗̋̓a̸̠͚̐̑͆d̵̨̙̯̞̓̃̚y̸̻̘̺̟͔̓͆́̔͒ ̸̭̃̊̍̋h̵̗̜̓̔͘ͅȁ̵̢͇̼̌̏͊v̸͎̠̻̖̈̇̋e̶̶͔̭͇̼̣͛̐y̶̲̞͆͐͜o̴̺͙̿̄u̵̘̼̣̇̃̉̀͝ŕ̸͎̟͉̼̯̌ ̵̛̛͙͖͎͈́̇̅ñ̷̝̤̦̣͓̀̚a̶̩̠̰͔͌̕m̶͈̋̈̋̽̚e̵̼͝!" 

Said the alien, showing no care whatsoever that they and Kyle spoke completely different languages

"WOW. Wait, what?"

"O̷͕̰̙͝ō̷̜̫̺̱͐́̈́͘ő̷͔͉̄̒͌̕h̷̦͙͑͑̋͝,̸̝̤̫̯̼̆̽̚ ̷̦͔͕̉̂r̴̳̩͈͛̔ǐ̷̛̞͕̺͇̋͐ģ̶̘̲̲́̂̅͝ḧ̸̛͇͛̿̉t̸̪̑̓̎͝ ̸̢̃͛̍ͅy̵̨̲͙̞̒̈́̓o̵̡͒̓̆̅͠ṵ̷̢̗̚ ̸̣̳̅͝c̴̦̮̺̜̘̔̚ȃ̴̗͇n̸͎͓͂̋̈́̈́'̴̪͌͆́ṯ̴̟̎̀̒̚ ̵͓̗̓̂̓̕ͅu̵̮̬͔̙͛̒͋͘n̶̥̱̬̰̠͒̒̇d̵̳̾͋e̷̗̜͆̐̎͝r̷̙͙̋s̷̨͚̠̝̾̚t̶̰̽̀̂̏ả̶̯̼̞̙̔̇͗́ń̷̲̾̕͝d̷̤̻̱͐̂ ̶̩̩͕͖̞͂͒͐͘͝m̵̳̗͒́͝e̸̤̥̙͗̀̚...̵͙͍͓͂̏̈́̀"

Kyle looked confused, he had never heard such language before. The alien clearly understood him, but he couldn't? Could it be some type of alien ability?

The E.T. Seemed to realize Kyles confusion and started to do some sort...Sign language? They pointed to Kyle's ears, then their mouth and shook their head. They then pointed to their own ears and Kyle's mouth and nodded.

"So you can understand me but not the other way around..."

They nodded.

"Why tho?"

They put both hands on their right ear and removed from it a little thing made of metal with a little blue button on the centered that was shaped to perfectly fit the aliens ear.

The alien gave it to Kyle and pointed to his ear, Kyle took a while to realize what they meant by that.

"Is this a translator? You want me to use it?"

The alien smiled awkwardly.

"Oh, right you can't understand me.." Kyle placed the device on his ear, all he was hearing was a detuned radio noise. Slowly, the static started to calm down, leaving him in absolute silence for a few seconds before the alien started to speak:

"Can you get me now?? Nod your head if yes and if not... just don't do anything. Damn, I really didn't think this through"

Kyle nodded slowly, his eyes shining with the promise of diving deeper into the unknown knowledge.

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"So.... Let me get this straight. We have a alien aboard and nobody cared to tell us?"

"Exactly!" Marjorine said cheerfully.

"How did you come to that conclusion?" Craig looked very uninterested in all this alien bullshit. If even Marjorine managed to find out they must really suck at hiding it.

"Well, I saw it when I called Wendy and Kyle for dinner today!"

"You're seeing stuff."

"I'm sure of what I've seen! It was inside a cage and everything!"

"Doesn't seem like my problem."

"Awwwww... C,mom, Craig! Don't you wanna learn more about it? We have real aliens! You can't tell me you're not even a little interested."

Craig stopped for a moment and looked down, his blue eyes unfocused, he stayed still like that for a little while, just thinking of all the possibilities. After he finished his rationalizing, the boy looked back up, with the same unhinged stare he always had.

"...So..?"

He sighed.

"Fine."