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CHAPTER SIX
"Okay, great! So... HI! My name is Stanley but people call me Stan, I'm 26 and I am from Taratsk and I would be really glad if you didn't like, cut me open and mess around with my organs and shit" Stan was thrilled to say at least, he had started to lose his mind with the lack of communication. Even tho it wasn't really a conversation since only one of them could hear each other at a time, it was something.
Kyle on the other hand looked like a child who just found an entire chocolate bar in the middle of their Halloween candy. His green eyes where shining like emeralds on the moonlight... that's before he heard what Stan just said.
"!?"
The shapeshifter seemed to notice the other one's surprise and decided to clear it out:
"NOT THAT I THINK YOURE GOING TO CUT ME OPEN! I just saw all those knifes and shit and I started to get paranoid... Checking twice never hurts, am I right...?"
The velocity with which Stan managed to get this talk to get awkward was such that it was probably a world record. Kyle looked to the side and then back at Stan, like he was the one trying to escape now.
Stan covered his face with his hand and breathed deeply, he needed to get his shit together if he wanted to say what he wanted to before that Wendy woman came back
"Let's start again; Hi! My name is Stanley Marsh but everyone calls me Stan. I am 26 and I am from a planet called Tarastk on the galaxy of Mion. I am really glad to be talking to you and I was wondering if you could build a new translator so we could both engage in pacific communication."
Stan gave Kyle two thumbs-up and a smile that was shaking as much as him, expecting some type of confirmation from the ginger.
Kyle sighed and nodded, with a amused smile on his face. He took the device from his ear and went to the nearest table to begin his work.
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Craig and Marjorine had been messing around with the files for over a hour, with no sign of finding anything about the E.T.'s.
"I knew this was bullshit." Craig grumbled "You're clinically insane!"
"I swear to you I had a file about it somewhere here!" Marjorine mumbled in response "Why isn't it with the other Mr.Cartman files?!? I'm SURE I put it here!!"
"Mr.Cartman in Eric Cartman??"
"Yes...?"
"I KNEW IT!" Craig threw the bunch of papers he was holding on the office desk, making the pile fly around "You're BOTH clinically insane! I'm done with this bullshit." He got up, removed the dust of his clothes and walked away, he was done with that alien-crap. He had a real job to get done.
The girl on the other hand, was not giving up that easily. She knew what she saw and she was going to prove him she wasn't 'seeing things'. She looked at the door as he walked away, with a grumpy face she went back to work, the files had to be here, somewhere.
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Wendy threw herself on the couch, her face turned to the fabric, her head was aching from all the stress, she simply couldn't take being on this stupid ship any longer. She just wanted to finish this stupid job and go back home to see her friends.
She growled, did these people like this place? Obviously not, stress was clear on everybody's eyes. So why was everyone making everything harder? She hated that place just as much as them...
As she lamented her life decisions, Craig walked in the room and sited by her side on the sofa, not bothering to try to start any sort of conversation.
"What did I do wrong this time?"
"...what?" He looked confused.
"You're not here to complain to me about some shit I did wrong?"
"No..? I should?"
"...no."
"Why would you think such a thing?"
Wendy flipped to the side, being now belly-up and staring at the ceiling. "Don't you hate me?"
"No" Craig looked directly at her for the first time since the fight "Do you?"
"Not really. I just... I'm so tired of this place..." She looked back at him "I miss earth."
"Uhh...how bad..." He looked away, his eyebrows furrowed slightly, his jaw tensed.
The girl, noticing the sudden change of humor, asked: "What's wrong?"
The engineer seemed to tense even more after the question. "Uhhhh..." He was now cold sweating, what the hell he was going to do now?!
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Outer Space ( South Park Space Au)
FanfictionFar from earth, on a space center, Wendy, Kyle, Marjorine and Craig work, daily doing the most diverse tasks for the USA government. That's when they stumble across a discovery that will chance the course of humanity forever. It seems like we're n...
