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...⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷweird school dayく⁠コ⁠:⁠彡

more like normal school day😌

oi ello im bored ash waiting for my guitar leasson i have with three most freaking annoying boys at school so i need to kill me

k now im at a family meeting even better i really need to kill time

btw this is just how i imagine the chaos at ch school🔛🔝👌🥹
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3rd pov

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*before school*

Mexico was up to somenting again.
Oh his normal thing the invisible rope on top of the stairs.
Ye but it always works last time he got Russia.
(cought cought 1st oneshot reference(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡)

He tied it to the railing and ran off giggling.
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He then went to the bathrooms looking around before taking a toilet paper roll throwing it into one of the stalls hitting someone and then ran off.
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"Why the heck is he running around like an idiot again?" Argentina spoke to Brazil.
"Idk you know him someone's about to fall down the stairs again you remember Russia?"
He laughted. "Jeez who had managed to let this get to everyone at school?"
"Nvm prob Japan."
Chile came running over to them.
"Oi guess who won the football match?"
Bolivia appeared out of nowhere.
"You fucking bi- shut the fuck up im still better!"
"Oh hell nahh!"
"Shut up shut up yall know i have the best team right?"
Argentina said.
"WHAT?!"
"What did you say you dumb bi-"
Then the only thing you could hear was yelling and fighting over who's better till the bell separated the fight.

*1st period*

Australia came into the class visibly annoyed.
"Bro guess what?"
He spoke to New Zealand(kiwi).
"I just got hit with a toilet paper roll! again! this is the second time this week! why me?!"
Kiwi just chuckled covering his mouth.
"You WeRE tHe CHosEn OnE."
He said laughting.
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Canada and Ame were walking around school.
"So? are you finally going to tell me the details?"
Canada teased.
"No!"
"Ok geez-"
"Don't geez me Canada."
"fine geez-"
"Canada!"
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"Hey Czechia? you know lion is just a type of a cat?"
Slovakia said out of nowhere.
"Oh this again? drž hubu before i'll make you!"
(t: shut up)

"But come on! it's true!"
"Says the one who has a bear! you're not original!"
"Oh so you are original? you don't even have lions in your country."
Poland said as came out of nowhere with hungary.
"Shut up before i'll show you that what my father didn't make anymore."
(au sry)
"Hell nah Czechia he's dead stfu"
"Czechia don't bring him in here-"
Slovakia said.
"K sorry but like how do i make him shut up?"
"Czechia? you know my country is going to build your part of the highway too? yall way too slow because of all the shit and money you have to pay for approvings yall czechs too complex."

"Too complex? come on don't bring that highway in here!"
"Actually-"
Hungary started.
"Hungary you shut up don't even say somenting remember you canopy walk?"
"Yeah?"
"And the 'public' toilets?"
"Igen?"
"THEN STFU K?"
The four continued to bicker around.
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Germany was sitting bored out of his mind by the window looking down before getting a random idea.
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(Jim reference)
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Germany: I was so bored i just sent a bunch of flowers to my friend Switzerland with a note that said- I still miss you love Laura XXX.
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There was some yelling heard after Germany sneaked from Switzs locker.
-oops-
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"Well?"
"Well?"
"Are you gonna tell me or not?"
Said Belarus trying to get info from Russia.
"No."
He simply said crossing his arms.
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The first period started.
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There was heard only faith whispering among the class as it was math.
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"We learned this?"
America whispered to Canada.
"Yeah?"
"When?"
He said staring at the test dumbfounded.
"This week...the past week...the week before.."
"Ok ok i get it im screwed."
"Ask your boyfriend for help."
"America stabbed his elbow into Canada's side slightly."
"Shut up Can."

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After first period.

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Venezuela was walking down the stairs before out of nowhere falling over somenting onto his face cursing.
"¡Mierda!"
He yelled angrily as he fell face first.
"Fuck you Mexico!"
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Czechia had escaped the dumb argument still kinda mad about the highway comment.
He pulled open his locker taking out his precious kofila.

And then picked up his bottle of kofola.

Yum
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After all the other classes skipping to the lunch break.
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Today Ame knows he's not gonna provocate Russia he's normally gonna talk to him.
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Meanwhile Japan was taking pictures yelling.
"My ship had sailed!!"
She was really happy.
The west slavs trio+Hungary were having a kazotsky kick competition cuz why not.

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Others that were still slightly normal were trying to have lunch.
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North Korea was having a fight with South about if k-pop or nukes are better.

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normal day right?
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Yea Georgia continued stalking EU or smth Armenia could swore there's EU flags everywhere over Georgia.
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And well the day continued.
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There was a scream heard.
Some loud footsteps had passed the door of cafeteria as someone yelled.
"What the hell is the spider doing in here?!!!"

Australia looked around before sneaking out dissapearing.

"Australia!"

Australia was already oh his way to find his spider.
Kiwi ran after him going to help him.

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"What a crazy day right?"
Denmark said.
Norway hummed. "Ye anyways Finn?you got the texts?"

"Bet ya we can start training the song today."
"Great!"
Sweden said.
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"Wait i actually gotta settle smth."
Finland said out of nowhere before getting up walking over to Czechia.
"What the- wym you won the Karlaja cup?"
"What Finn you got a problem we totally destroyed you on ice?"
He grinned.
"5-2 Sweden? 7-3 me??! how? how did you do it???"
Finland asked.
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well yeah
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"So if you won't tell Bela will you tell me?"
Kaza looked at Russia with pleading eyes.
"Fucking no Kazakhstan ебать how many times is someone going to ask me this no is no!"
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The day is finally over. The classes ended and most countries ran from the school right away glad its weekend now.
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Nawh im done ahould i do more of these?
Two oneshots per day?!
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