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☆self defense program☆

an: Haii your dear Jeff here just telling ya that ✧ - smut
☆- fluff
idk what else maybe in future well just to tell ya why there are stars👁️👄👁️

lazy to write you warning meh just read the warning in the upper chapter💅
(btw old draft)

anyways this is based on SMTH we needed to do at self defense today and it seriously gave me this dumb idea 👽 and me and my friend Nicol ended up laughting all the time at how stupid THAT THING looks and it got even worser when THAT RANDOM kid started moving 💀 it gave me even worser thought (still laughting tbh) well anyways i decided to write this shit but making it real different now seriously why would the go on self defense by them selves im gonna make em' 🌜
(by the way school au idk what else should it be)
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Ame pov:

It is friday today and there is some kind of an self defense program going on. We all have an lecture and from what i've heard we will get a partner and train some kind of an exercise.
I walked to my asigned training room. I think there was like four?»I swear if i get to be in a pair with someone bad i-« I was caught up from my thoughts by someone i suppose was a trainee shouted for us to warm up a little since we were going to do a lot today.

I looked around for a bit while running on a place. There wasn't much people i was talking to. Canada is here but he is talking to Ukraine and im not going to be a third-wheel sorry not sorry.

Still looking around i saw HIM Russia but atleast i have someone to can annoy. I ran up to him but before i could even say anything i got cut off. „tf do you want?!"
„Oi bad mood already?" I decided to tease him a little and i can say he was already quite pissed off by my presence.

Before i could even say anything else the trainee shouted that it is enought and started asigning pairs.
They made a few pairs before looking over to us.

»oh my luck-« „Alright you two seem to get along pretty well you can be in pair for the training"

Boom

»great seriously that was on purpose for sure«
Russia looked at me. "Are you dumb or somenting? look what you got us into."
Russia said to me.
I rolled my eyed.
"Oh please it's not like it's all my fault "
"Well technically-"
Our 'convo' got cut off by the trainee saying somenting about change of plans so now we'll all go to our normal classes and in the pairs that we're signed we'll do the exercises home?!
»wtf how will they have a proof we actually did it- lazy trainee meh«
"and then in a week we'll meet here again and you'll show one of the tactics or whatever you trained." »oh great just great«
i thought to myself.

Russia just looked at me before walking away.
"Hey are you serious??! where do you think you're going?"
"Class perhaps?"
"yes but- ok nvm my house 4pm today cya,"
i said before sprinting away to my locker.

Russia pov:

»what the hell- nvm chaotic idiot«
I thought to myself and walked to my own locker and then class.

The day went on pretty smoothly unlike any other almost surprising but oh well.
Just two more classes which are okay cuz one's music and the other geography so it'll be easy.

I walked to my music class nothing much had been actually going on today pretty weird for our school.
After that class was over i headed to geography all you need to do is basically pay attention in classes and u got straight A's.

After that was over i finally headed to my locker taking my backpack and walked out of school.
Then i remembered the self defense thing whatever it was again. Did i really have to go to that capitalist's house?
»I guess it can't be helped«
I thought to myself walking home first dropping some notebooks out of my backpack putting a hoodie and a snack into it and walked out heading to the already said persons house.
I looked at the clock on my phone.
»3:37pm? good enought«
I thought and after some minutes arriving and knocking onto the door.

3rd pov:

The knock alerted the american who went to open the door greeting the taller nornally?!? NORMALLY?!. Yes you've read right normally letting him in and walking to the living room.

There was no one else in the house so that was good cuz no one can see the things they're about to try but come on how bad can it be? it's self defense.

Exactly..
they looked at the assigned tactics and poses ir whatever.

"What the actual fuck how are we supposed to-"

"nawwh what the hell"
They said almost in unison.
"Oh well-"
America pulled a mat out of nowhere.
They had to do 'everything to keep the other down'
it said.
Huh?
Well.

It's supposed to be somenting like the other pins the other down and the other tries to escape.

"Oh yeah great really?"
America looked up at the other crossing his arms.
"And they are expecting me to get out of your grip?"
"Well u won't."
"Yes! i clearly know that thank you!"
"No problem."

Ame just rolled his eyes kinda annoyed by the fact but well.
"So-"
"So?"
"You wanna start?"
Ame hummed but before he could say anything else he was already on the ground.

"Hey! Meanie-"
Russia grinned seeing he already won.
"You know this is actually easy all you gonna do is pretend to struggle."

America huffed annoyed.
"Why do i have to be the one down?"
"Ye i dunno maybe because you would never manage to held me down?"
"I what?! you bet i would now get off and let me show you!"

Russia chuckled slightly which is really unlike himself and sat up the americsn tried to get him down and pin he there to which he only failed getting pinned down again. He didn't give up though he got more chances but ended pinned down everytime before he actually got sick of it.
"You're mean Russkie."
"??Russkie??"
"Hm what? oh- i said that out loud?!!"
"Uhh ye?-"

Russia said clearly blushing not being used to getting nicknames like this that aren't bad to which Ame only got his teasing attitude boost.
"Awhh is Russia blushing?"
He laughted the other let go of him sitting up and looking away.
"Stfu Amerika-"

The american chuckled. "How cute of you! i never expected it"
He said pinching the others cheek.
"What did you just-"
Russia rubbed his cheek confused looking at the other.

"Hum? is this too much for you already? What if i do this?"
"Amerika shush i-"
He didn't get to finish as the other hugged him.
He blinked confused but wrapped his arms around the other too.
They stayed like that for a but in silence and Russia actually enjoyed it untill-.

"OMG RUSSKI LIKES HUGS!"
The american basically yelled as he let go of the hug.

"Amerika Проклятье!

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Oi-Oi your author here sending hearts<3

also give me ideas cuz when it comes to these two idk sometimes i hit writers block vut when i search random titles i get my mind overwhelmed with ideas like huh?ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

but well ily✿

have a good day and love urself!♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱
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