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...⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷidk what is thisく⁠コ⁠:⁠彡

...⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷthese are not much of rusame but ykく⁠コ⁠:⁠彡
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Czechia: muhuahhahaaah

He was laughting like this all day to himself.
"Czechia when tf will you stop laughting?"
Norway asked annoyed.
"I will stop laughting when you manage to finally kick my ass in hockey cuz like wth were you doing last match?"
Norway facepalmed.
"Go to hell with that."
"hah nope lemme be happy for a bit."
"Yeah no AMERICA GET YOU ASS OVER HERE SOMEONE NEEDS A REMINDER."
"Wha- Norway no i swear don't ruin my mood rn-"
"Yess? oh hi Czechia how did you enjoy the match?"
"JDI DOPRDELE-"

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"Hey Czechia i can explain-"
Slovakia said.
"No u can't."

Czechia hissed
"You're not my brother anymore."
He added.

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"Hey Finland-"
"Stfu don't talk to me perse im in my state of depression rn."

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"Hey Finland."
Norway said.
"What?"
"im joining you in the state of depression."

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"How can someone be such a bitch-"
Russia said.
"You mean how can everyone be such a bitch?"
Belarus corrected him. Russia just hummed placing his head against his hand bored out of his mind.
"Well it's not my fault it's all yours that i got dragged on with you and now they won't let us join any MS."
Bela said rolling her eyes.
"Mine? like only mine you wanted to help me don't blame it all on me and stfu."
"You wouldn't win anyways so why are you mad?" Bela said.
"I wouldn't what? want me to remind you your place?"
"If you tale it this way that wouldn't be a friendly match anymore besides it's getting boring always playing with you our teams already know eachother too much it's getting sick."
"Jeez ye right."
He ran a hand against his face groaning.
"I WANT BACK TO MS"
"ME TOO"
"Im getting sick of you"
Bela muttered.
"Me too."
"Wait you're sick of yourself?"
"Bela stfu."

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"Yo why is everyone in here so annoying?"
America said and everyone turned to look at him.
"You say that?"
Sweden said.
"Yeah exactly who are you to talk?"
Switz added.
"Me and annoying? nawwhh you went into errors somewhere." Latvia muttered.
"Ye fr i don't think you should say smth at this point." Slovakia joined.

"Kan du holde kjeft-"
"Voitko olla hiljaa -"
Norway and Finland muttered almost on the same time still clinging onto ther shared state of depression.
"Můžete všichni doprdele držet hubu?! snažim se fandit pardubicím jestli to teď prohrajou tak vás pomlátim na jednu hromadu protože ste poblíž!"
Czechia said staring at his phone cursing the game out cuz his team is losing again switz team.
"Well it's not my fault my team is better-"
Switzerland started saying and Czechia turned to death stare at him. "Seven more minutes you fucking bitch if we loose you're never seeing the pure daylight again cuz you'll end up in my basement with the tons of pickle glasses which will be your only food if i won't take them away cuz they don't deserve to be eaten by someone like you and i'll treat you like my fucking father treated ppl in his basement" (au)
He grinned with his sharp teeth while still deathstaring into Switzs soul.
"Jeez dude calm tf down-"
Canada muttered from the corner of the room
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Haii Jeffy here if we loose and you're from Switzerland imma find your location otherwise ily♥️
cyaa~