[Doctor Who Fic] Sass

Martha, shut up.

Ticked. Off.

Those were to only two words that could describe the "incredible Doctor" at the moment. Said Time Lord was pacing back and forth in his shiny blue box, muttering rough curse words under his breath and growling. Captain Jack Harkness and Martha Jones, however, didn't seemed bothered by his erratic behavior. Actually, they seemed quite amused rather then a more normal reaction. Martha was grinning ear to ear, looking much like the Cheshire Cat. Jack was snickering uncontrollably, as if he were the cat who got the cream.

"Yes yes, all very funny, eh?!?" The Doctor growled. "Hilarious!!" Jack smiled cheerily at his Time Lord friend. "Uh huh. Me and Martha have both agreed, my dear, dorky friend, that I am much better then you in the way of being awesome." His eyes were wide and innocent, unlike his friend's brown orbs, which were narrowed dangerously with a challenge reflected in them. "Awesome? I'm awesome. I'm the king of awesome! Okay, Ignore that last part. But I am more awesome then you will ever be, Jackie boy." Jack raised his eyebrows, holding back his snickers, "Jackie boy? Seriously, Doc? Even Martha could make a better nickname then that, and she's a girl!" "I take offense to that for me and for all of the females in the world." The Doctor blinked. "If that isn't sexist I don't know what is," he put in quietly. "Martha, shut up, this is a gentlemen's debate."

The Doctor was slowly calming down from his annoyed posture as he leaned against one of the TARDIS's railings, one eyebrow cocked. Martha was now bristling at Jack, Jack was still smiling like a douche bag. Per usual. Martha raised her hand and struck Jack straight across the face, sending him reeling with a loud clap. The Doctor's sour thoughts vanished in an instant and he burst out laughing. "Oh my God Martha! You are brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!" The Doctor was watching Jack, who looked extremely startled. His blue optics were wide with disbelief and his jaw was slackened. "In all of my years... Not a single woman has hit me... Not one! What the hell!" The Immortal burst out, looking at Martha with a now amazed face. Said female was feeling pretty smug. She was showing it too, an obnoxious smirk trailed across her face.

"Your dignity in trade for your sexist remark. By the way, The Doctor is definitely cooler now." Martha walked away, probably to some random room in the TARDIS.

"Holy shit Doctor. And I thought Rose was sassy..."

"Language, Harkness."

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