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ashswagg: The stars are so beautiful...
y/n: They're just giant balls of gas.
ashswagg: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
y/n: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
ashswagg: Oh...

branzy: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
y/n: I wrote you a poem.
branzy, already crying: You did?

y/n: Talk dirty to me, baby~
rekrap: The dishes.
y/n: Wh-
rekrap: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

reddoons: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
y/n: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
reddoons: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

y/n: Are you trying to seduce me?
clownpierce: Why, are you seducible?

y/n: You got a date yet spoke?
spoke: No...
y/n: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

y/n: Did it hurt when you fell-
vitalasy: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
y/n: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
vitalasy: ...
y/n: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

subz: You have to apologize to them y/n.
y/n: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

parrot: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
y/n: Oh. We're going out?
parrot: Wh...

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