MrRollins2's Armageddon (OC Book)

The Deal

FLASH!!!

A Giant bright light Flashes in the eyes of Chloe as she finds herself trapped in some Dark room.

Chloe: What... Where am I?

BAM!!!

Chloe jumps from the Sound of Roman punching the table.

Roman: Rise and Shine bitch!

Chloe: W-Where am I...

Io jumpscares Chloe.

Io: Hahahaha!! I couldn't resist. Good to see you again Chloe.

Chloe: What do you want with me?

Io: Welcome to your intervention Chloe. We've taken you here to help you Regain that Former Edge you used to have, and Join back with me!

Chloe: Never!

Io: Be honest, what do you even see in that Alcoholic Emo looking Fucktard.

Roman's Phone: ANSWER THE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING TITTY SUCKING ASS POUNDING PHONE!!!!

Roman answers The Phone.

Roman: Talk to me.

Paul: My Tribal Chief, I'm here at the office. Where are you?

Roman: Why are you in the office?

Paul: Because you told me to meet you here a few hours ago.

Roman: No I didn't.

Paul: What are you talking about- Oh there you are. Wait, Wait My Tri- GAH!!!!!

Roman's Phone cuts out.

Io: You go on, I can Get through to this bitch.

Roman leaves and makes a B-Line to The Office.

He kicks down The door, and Sees Joe's Group, including Joe himself.

Roman: Who are Y'all?

Joe: Roman, Now.

BD Roman punches his Doppelganger in the mouth.

Everyone Starts beating the shit out of him.

Joe: Alrighty boys, let's take him to Pierce.

He Aggressively Grabs Roman's Head and Yanks him to MrRollins2's Room.

MrRollins2: Roman?! Woah.

He notices Joe and his team.

MrRollins2: Why hello Joseph. Wow what the hell happened to you?

Joe: YOU happened.

Fortune Chicken: Joseph?! We're saved!!

MrRollins2: Shut Up!!

Joe: Woah, Where'd you get that chicken?!

MrRollins2: The abandoned universe, and I also got a little something else too.

Joe: You don't mean-

MrRollins2: YESSAH!!! The orb of power.

He says holding the glowing orange Globe.

Joe: Hey!! YESSAH is my thing Jackass! Where's Chloe!!??

MrRollins2: Awww you tryna save your precious gi-

Joe immediately punched him right in the mouth.

MrRollins2: Ya know, it doesn't matter what you do, She'll be joining us very soon! Muahahah.

BD Roman: I got an offer for you.

Joe/MrRollins2: You do?

BD Roman: I Take on The Tribal Pussy, and if I win, You give Chloe back.

MrRollins2: Pffft HAHAHAHAHA do you Really think I'm that Stupid-

Joe: Yessah I do.

MrRollins2: My Lord is counting on Me to-

Roman: I'm in.

MrRollins2: ..... What are you doing?!??

Roman: I will Smash this Tiny Puppy.

BD Roman: Okay Head for the Bullet, let's do it. But first....

Camera cuts to an office...

BD Roman: This here are 2 Contracts. I have signed Both of them, you now must pick one.

He shows Roman The Contracts.

Roman: So in one contract, The rest of my group can accompany me?

BD Roman: Yes, and in the other, You can finally grow a Set of Balls and fight me 1v1.

Chloe: Which one are you gonna-

TAZE by Io.

Joe: You're lucky I'm a gentleman!

Roman takes the contract where he goes it alone and signs it.

Roman: How's that for balls?

BD Roman: It's more than you've had your entire existence Pussy!

BD Roman leaves the room and puts on some shades.

MrRollins2: ........ What... Just happened?

End of Chapter