KotLc Royal AU

Chapter 13

Sophie was on her phone laying on her bed with her head hanging off the edge. Hazel and Jolie were just sitting next to each other on Sophie's bed not saying anything. Will was sitting on Sophie's desk. Keefe was on the computer researching spirits. Nico stormed outside of Sophie's closet.

"I'm getting to the shower first!" he yelled and ran into the bathroom. "Be careful of the empty  shampoo bottles, she hoards them!" Jolie shouted jokingly. Nico closed the door behind him and turned off the water. Will rolled his eyes. "Bitch, I wanted to go with you but alright," He said under his breath. Hazel grabbed the nearest thing to her, which happened to be a croc, and threw it at Will. He looked at her accusingly and Hazel stuck out her tongue at him. "You're not five," Sophie said, bored as hell. Jolie whispered something to Hazel, and she nodded. Sophie looked up at them, and went to her closet to change. It started snowing earlier, and the heating in the castle wasn't necessarily that great. 

Nico took forever in the shower, according to Hazel. That was an apparent factor now, since it had been thirty minutes and he was still in there. Eventually, Will got up and calmly walked into the bathroom. Hazel tried to stop him and was unsuccessful. Not even five minutes later there was very loud moaning. 

An hour later, they both came out of the bathroom. Sophie, Jolie, Hazel, and Keefe didn't say anything. Jolie whispered something to Hazel again, and she nodded. Sophie started to get frustrated with them. She was about to say something when they both got up.

"We have an announcement," Hazel said. They all looked up at her. Jolie sighed and announced that they were dating.

"I know," Sophie and Nico said at the same time. They looked at each other confused. Keefe clapped for them, and Will gave silent respect. Sophie sat up and said, "Don't take this the wrong way, but I think we should stop doing 'who can be the gayest.' Frankly, I didn't even know we were doing it." Will started cackling as Nico tried to pin him onto the floor. Jolie looked at Sophie and tossed her head a couple times. "Are you challenging me?" She asked loudly. "SHE'S MINE," Keefe yelled suddenly. "Damn right," Sophie replied. Hazel giggled like she was a fucking toddler and kissed Jolie. Jolie tackled Hazel and she started screaming.

At one point that Sophie didn't remember, Jolie had gotten into Sophie's closet and was in there for about ten minutes. Sophie had just taken a shower and was blow drying her hair. Jolie yelled something that Sophie couldn't hear.

"What!?" she yelled. Jolie said something that sounded like "Over bleach the rizz ahh EEEEEE." "What!?!!" Sophie yelled again over the hair dryer. "What!?" she could hear Jolie say. "Are you talking to me!?" Sophie shouted. "What!!!?!?1!?" Jolie yelled again. Sophie turned off the hair dryer and slammed it on her desk. "RUEWEN, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!?!?" she screamed. Jolie threw open the door. 

Oh no

"I-I-I DON'T WANT A. LOT. FOR. CHRISTMASSSSS," Jolie screamed off-key. "IS IT HAPPENING!?" Keefe asked from the other side of the room. Sophie nodded profusely. 

"THEREEEE IS JUST ONE THING I NEEED," Jolie yelled. Keefe ran to lock the door. Hazel closed the windows. Will and Nico just stood there, confused.

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS-"

Hazel armed herself with the same croc.

"UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREEEEE."

Sophie removed anything glass from the room.

"I. JUST. WANT. YOU FOR MAH OWNNNNNN."

Hazel shoved Nico and Will under Sophie's bed.

"MAKE MY WISH COME TRUEEEEEEEEEEE OHHHHHH HOOOOOOOOOOOO."

Keefe, Sophie, and Hazel hid in her bathroom. They sat hunched up together and covered their ears as if it was a lock down drill.

"ALLLL I WANT."

Keefe closed his eyes.

"FOR CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."

Hazel did breathing exercises.

"ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."

"It's that time of year again!" Hazel said.

"YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU."

Jolie finished her indescribably horribly singing. The others emerged from their hiding places. Jolie was in such a ridiculous outfit that Sophie cringed into a parallel universe. Jolie was wearing a badly knit Santa hat, weird red robes, an even more weird white scarf that was so musty Sophie understood why deer ran in front of cars, a huge belt that could fall off of Jolie at any second, and big ass boots that when Jolie tried to walk in them, she fell before she even took a step. Hazel started laughing at her. Jolie grabbed her ankle and dragged her down too. Sophie inched away from it all and went back into the bathroom. No one had noticed, though.

She was probably fine.

She totally didn't feel sick and like she was going to have another dream tonight.

You obviously can't know when you're going to communicate with the dead, of course. Not slightly possible. Everyone knew that.

Right?