Theo watched him mom died, but fast forward to when he met Boris Sexlikovsky, a hot Russian Polish Ukrainian Canadian Australian New Zealander Texan Alaskan Swedish bad boy. Boris was almost always drunk and smelly. Theo was mentally ill so he likes drunk nd smelly Russians who pay attention to him.
"Boris 🥺🥺" Theo said
"What is it sugar poo poo pookie wookie baby goo goo gaga uwu sweetheart babe bae sugar puppy kitten?" Boris said.
"I gay 🏳️🌈" Theo said.
"Oh. 😏We need to go outside" Boris said sexily.
Outside was Kotku wearing nothing but this 😍
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"Kotku what the fuck are you wearing 🤬?" Boris said
"I thought we talked about the buzz light-year lingerie 😱😱"
"Heyyyyyy ☺️😏 daddy" Kitchen said.
Theo was angy 😡😡
"Boris get your slut out of here before I run her over with a tank"
"😩😩😩" Kotku said. "I can't stand this blonde faggot... Why he got no eyebrows 😭"
Theo was offended😔🏳️🌈💅
"That's why yo shoes raggedy" Theo said
"That's why yo mama dead" Kotku said "Dead as hell"
Theo was mad.
"Why do you look like a bus" Theo said. (VINE BOOM)
"You have so many gaps in between your teeth your tounge is in jail" Theo said
"Why does your hairline make a McDonald's symbol. You make hello kitty say goodbye." Theo laughed.
"The last thing your mom saw before she died was me doing her, Theodore." Kotku said.
"You're so fat when you walked by the TV I missed six seasons of Dance Moms." Theo said.
Kotku collapsed on the floor and her ass was jiggling 😍😍 her 🐱 was shaking!!!!!
"Uhmmm STRAGGOT!!" Boris yelled. Boris and Theo started making out. Kotku kept shaking on the ground before a car pulled into the parking lot.
"Girl you know I want your love" Ed Sheeran got out the car.
"Ayy baba grill", Ed Sheeran said.
"Oohhhh......😍🥺🤭" Kotku said.
"Ew not you 🤢 The blonde one" Ed Sheeran stared twerking.
"I'm taken 💅🏳️🌈✨😌" Theo said.
Boris started moaning. 😩😩😩😩
"Dayummmmmmmmmmm" Theo said 🤭
Kotku started sobbing and having a SEIZURE 😰😰
Ed Sheeran kicked it and put it out of it's misery.
Boris and Theo and Ed Sheeran sat and drank beer for hours while Kotku was just dead on the floor.
Suddenly Kotku 💀🥀⚰️ just came back alive 😰😰
"Omg...🥺 Death does not feel good!" Kotku said.
"Тео меня возбуждает. Я так хочу его трахнуть..." Boris said.
"English fucker! 😍😍🥺🥺Uwu!" Kotku said.
"ONLY POTTER GETS TO SAY THAT 😡😡😡!!!!"
Boris started beating Kotku up and Theo was preparing a gun. Ed Sheeran was singing to make the torture worse.
Then when Kotku died Boris and Theo ran outside. They stared doing tiktok Dances and then they started fucking 💅😍✨✨✨✨
"UwU!!!!!!" Theo said.
Then Ed Sheeran walked outside 😰😳
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"😱😱😱"Theo said. Ed Sheeran was burying Kotku 😔😔😔
"I hated her😂" Boris said.
"I did too 🤭" Theo said
"She was ugly, a slut, a liar, a shoe, a dog, a straggot, a maggot, a bitch. 🤢🤢🤢🚬🚬🚬" Boris said.
Then Theo had ten babies and they got married 🍼👶🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
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