THE BIRCH WENT ON DANCE MOMS

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Kotku was with a random guy at a party.

"YOU LOOK LIKE BORIS?..." Kotku said 🤫

"Except you're gay 🏳️‍🌈💅 so you're not Boris!" 

"Surprise BITCH!" Boris said. It WAS Boris!!

"You're gay?" Kotku said 😰

Boris drop kicked Kotkus football shaped head and she flew 21,004,591,073 feet 😭😭😭


Theo was watching dance moms inside. The people at tr party were so annoyed by him watching TV and going "SHHHH!! JOJO IS DOING HER PERFORMANCE EVERYBODY!!!😡😡" 

Rata tata 

"BORIS!! COME IN HERE!!!" Theo said scared 😳😱

Boris ran so fast even Naruto (🤓) couldn't beat him 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

"What is wrong my pookie wookie uwu sweetheart babe bae sugar puppy kitten husband bf boobie? 🥺🥺" Boris said.

Theo pointed to the TV playing dance moms.

😰😰😰


😰😰😰


KOTKU WAS ON THE SCREEN....

*VINE BOOM*

"WHAT THE FUCK???🤢🤢" Boris said!!!

"HOW DID THAR NASTY ASS WHORE GET TO THE SET IN THE FIRST PLACE???" Theo said

"I know right!!" Emilia said.

"I drop kicked her football shaped head 😭 AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!!!" Boris laughed.

"Slayyyyyyy" Theo said.

Theo Boise and Emilia started having a dance party.👯‍♂️💃🥳🍷🍾


Kotku was forced to dance on stage 😱🚨

"Stop!!!!! TURN IT OFF!" Theo said.

"The girl can't DANCE!" Emilia said.

Suddenly john mulaney appeared 😳😳😳

John mulaney started beating Kotku up

John mulaney started beating Kotku up

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