PART TWO?

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John Mulaney was beating Kotku up. 

"Im a john Mulaney stan now 💅" Theo said 

Boris did a lil happy dance. 

Kotku started struggling to breathe, and then suddenly she just. Evaporated. Gone. Forever. 

The whole world did a happy dance,  and then the world exploded. 

Suddenly,  Boris,  Theo, and John Mulaney some up in a spaceship 🚀

KOTKU WAS THERE?!?!! 😨😨😨

John Mulaney looked at the spaceship. 

"We're on a spaceship, you know, a missile in space!" John Mulaney said. 

"Why is he so unfunny?" Kotku said. 

"I'm unstanning. 😤" Theo said. 

Boris pulled out vodka. 

"Look what I have!" 

Everyone goo goo ga ga ga'd at the vodka 🍶 and then Boris drank it all in one gulp (gulp) because he's RUSSIAN 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

"BORIS HOW DAre YOU!" Kotku said. 

She opened the spaceship door and tried to throw Boris out. John Mulaney threw Kotku out instead. 

Theo pushed John Mulaney out. 

"NOOO!!!" Boris said. 

"Its okay sexyman 😜😜😜" Theo said. 

Theo and Boris started kissing 😗

SUDDENLY THE WHOLE DANCE MOMS CREATE SHOWED UP ON THE SPACE SHIPP

"Omg!!! Jojo! I'm legit your biggest fan 😍" Theo said. 

Jojo smiled and her big ahh forehead was showing. 

Jojo and Theo got so many pictures together Abby Lee Miller started yelling at them. Boris was SOOO MAD 😠

"HOW DARE YOU YELL AT POTTER!" Boris said. 

Boris pulled out his spare nuke (he's Russian) and aimed it directly at Abby Lee Miller. 

Abby Lee Miller died. 


Both boys celebrated their victory. They landed on Pluto with Emilia and lived happily ever gay. 

The edn. 

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