Theo and Boris were watching TV and being gay 😍🏳️🌈
"I have and. Idea 💡" Boris said
"What is it?" Theo said.
"Let's go to McDonald's and support the USA's infinitely growing capitalist corrupt empire of lies as well as unknowingly breaking of our own internal moral rules of ethical consumerism!" Boris said.
"Sounds great." Theo said.
They teleported 🔮 to the ugly corporate building 😘 and orded a bic bac.
"Hey. Wanna kiss?" Borjs said.
"Sure" Theo said.
They started passionately kissing 💋 😘
Suddenly a nuke hit the McDonald's. Boris covered Theo. As soon as the bomb was done, Boris got up.
"Potter" Boris said. Theo didn't answer. "POTTER!!!!!!!! NAUHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Boris decided he was going to kill 🔪🔫🩸👻whoever did this.
Suddenly kotku (clownku) 🤡 showed up.
"KOTKU... YOU BITCH.... YOU KILLED POTTER!!🤡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
"Oh that's not-" Kotku said. Boris rolled her up like 👍 she was a sushi 🍣 🤣.
He drop kicked her all the way to SABRINA CARPENTERS HOUSE???? 🏠 🛖 🏚 🏡 🏘
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET BITCH!! 💯 " Boris said
Suddenly Theo started breathing again. 😳 "Boris?" Theo said.
"What is it pokie Doogie sugar?" Boris said.
"I'm alive." Theo said.
"But how? I thought you were American, not Russian." Boris said.
"It turns out I'm 10% Russian🇷🇺, 20% Australian🇦🇺. That makes me immortal like you."
They hugged and kissed in the nuked McDonald's ruins.
