Rating Cookie Run Ships. Why? Because I need to see who agrees with me.

Legendaries.

Ananas Dragon Cookie Ships.

Ananas X Pitaya: 6/10. They'd spar for fun, and though they'll have their occasional petty arguments over Cookies, they'll be fine. 

Ananas X Lotus: 4/10 They'd argue over dependency over Cookies, definitely going to fight often.

Ananas X Lychee: 3/10. Lychee Dragon Cookie would bully the hell out of them, and Ananas Dragon Cookie would attack them for being a nuisance.

Ananas X Longan: 2/10. Ananas Dragon Cookie wouldn't be happy about their hatred toward Cookies, otherwise, they'd acknowledge each other's strengths. Ananas Dragon Cookie would be afraid to piss them off because they could turn them into stone. Better off as rare allies.

Ananas X Mango: 7/10. I assume Mango Cookie is an adult, right? Otherwise, 0/10.

Ananas X Snake Fruit: 2/10. Different ideals that'd lead to destruction. Why?

Crackships.

Ananas X Hydrangea: 2/10. Hydrangea Cookie wouldn't listen to them.

Ananas X Rambutan: 6/10. They'd definitely agree on a lot of things, can't deny it.

Pitaya Dragon Cookie Ships.

Pitaya X Longan: 6/10. They seem neutral for each other.

Pitaya X Lotus: 2/10. They'd bully each other, be it for being a belligerent fighter, or a wish granting frog.

Pitaya X Lychee: 2/10. One wrong word, and Lychee Dragon Cookie wouldn't be there (dead).

Pitaya X Tarte Tatin: 2/10. Tarte Tatin Cookie would never go with them alone, but would be their friend.

Pitaya X Royal Margarine: 5/10. Pitaya Dragon Cookie would like him, but fight Buttercream because they're a wyvern. 

Pitaya X Wildberry: 4/10. They'd be better friends because of Wildberry Cookie's relationship with Hollyberry Cookie, so biased against them for a relationship.

Pitaya X Mala Sauce: 8/10. They actually seem to like each other, so I like it.

Pitaya X Knight: 0/10. The moment Pitaya Dragon Cookie finds out Knight Cookie was the cause of their tail being missing, he (Knight Cookie) gone.

Pitaya X Princesses of the Hollyberry Kingdom: 0/10. They'd have a grudge over the princess competition.

Pitaya X Fire Spirit: 3/10. Fire Spirit Cookie already made a deal with them, and from what I've read, Pitaya Dragon Cookie isn't happy with what happened after.

Pitaya X Peperoncino: 6/10. This'd be one sided.

Pitaya X Snake Fruit: 0/10. No.

Crachships.

Pitaya X Capsaicin: 8/10. They'd fight all the time to bond. It actually seems healthy.

Pitaya X Sugar Swan: 3/10. Too opposite to be an attraction.

Pitaya X Purple Yam: 7/10. Angry fighters fighting with anger.

Lotus Dragon Cookie Ships.

Lotus X Longan: 6/10. They'd be calm together, unlikely to try and anger each other. Likely better as friends.

Lotus X Lychee: 7/10. There'd always be a battle for dominance between them. Lotus Dragon Cookie would get annoyed and likely just tie Lychee Dragon Cookie's mouth shut, and Lychee Dragon Cookie would bite them excessively while trying to get something from them, since Lotus Dragon Cookie has soft dough. Enjoy stealing life energy from Cookies.