School AU qoutes that make me disappointed in these guys😀

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Info, if there is any: Just the most out of pocket shit I could find in my written down quotes of classmates ;-; Please bare with me, this one is wild and longer than the high school AU one😭

AU: School

Characters: Harrison/School AU Great_day, Jaylen/School AU Merciless_night, Case/School AU Dreadful_day, Noah/School AU Scary_day, Harris/School AU Practical_day, Carter/School AU Placid_day, Kam'ron/Kam/School AU Turbulent_night, Ty/ school AU Unpredictable_day, Caleb/ school AU Emotionless_day, Harlow/ school AU Ignorant_night (aka one of my former night operative ocs), Layla/ school AU Rouge_night (another former night operative oc), Nikaya/ school AU Rebellious_night (more former night operative oc), Johnathan/ Johnny/ school AU Repeatable_night (another former night operative oc), Casey/ school AU Radiant_day, Jaedin/ school AU Dauntless_night, Jordin/ school AU Cheerless_night

Type: Random, Incorrect quotes

Ships: None, even if it may seem like it

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Case turns to Caleb and says this in a baby voice: Caweb, do the gwitty.
Caleb turns around in his seat: No.
Case turns to look at Harlow and says this in the same baby voice: Harwow, do the gwitty.
Harlow shakes her hand: Nah.

A/N: This one was a warm up, so this is just here. In all honesty, I made Case one of the Great_day alter egos in the YouTuber AU, so this is a canon event in that AU. I'm not sorry for that AU being a thing :) or this one :")

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Jaylen complaining to Harris about Kam being stupid: The things he asks literally makes no sense! He literally asked once, would you rather be gay or be gay...
Harris: No what he said was, would you rather be gay or have sex with me.
*A silence follows*
Jaylen: I would rather be gay.

A/N: Hate to agree with Jaylen but same ;-;

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Layla talking about someone: He's grown, he's 23!
Nikaya: That's not legal...
Layla: Age is just a number!

A/N: And prison is just a place ;)

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Harris asks Ty, Jaylen, and Harrison: Remember when Carter thought he was God?
*The screen pans to Carter, who was just standing around, listening to Kam talk*
Harris proceeds to make fun of Carter: Carter, can you still breathe underwater? Carter, can you still control the weather?

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Karleigh while walking to the calculator holder to detox her phone: I will detox my phone, I'll detox your wife.
Case in a sad tone: You already detox all the hoes...

A/N: Imma be honest, I died inside whenever I heard this😀

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Ty randomly looks up from Jaylen's desk and says this with a straight face: I think I have cancer.

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Harris randomly: No, I'm not obsessed with black people.
*Jaylen side eyes Harris during an awkward silence*
Harris: I'm not...
Jaylen: Yes, you are.

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Johnny sitting in his chair, a completely serious expression on his face: Listen, if we ever have a lockdown and someone starts crying. I'm laughing at 'em.

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