My Days Union AU shenanigans

High School AU famous quotes pt.2 🤪

Info, if there is any: Title says it all :) also took this from shit my classmates have said aka quotes of the week because I had no ideas but I still wanted to make a pt. 2 ;-;

AU: High School

Characters: Practical_day, Placid_day, Stormy_day (OC), Horrid_night, Merciless_night, Scary_day, Great_day, Joyous_night, Illusionary_night, Turbulent_night, Pleasant_night, Benevolent_day, Powerless_night, Emotionless_day, Unpredictable_day, Unstable_day, Sorrowful_day, Alcoholic_night (OC), and Emotionful_night

Type: Incorrect quotes/Random

Ships: Great_day x Stormy_day (OC), Scary_day x Alcoholic_night (OC), possible Great_day x Merciless_night

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*Great sits down and in his engineering class seat next to Horrid and across from Merciless, proceeding to pull out an unholy amount of plastic cafeteria spoons from his bookbag*
Horrid raises a brow, side-eyeing Great: Why do you have so many spoons?
Merciless in an equally confused tone: Why do you need that many spoons?
Great with a very offended tone: Well don't come crying to me when the zombie apocalypse comes and I have spoons and YOU don't.

A/N: this right here was originally a conversation between me, Clay, and Nate back in 8th grade when we were doing math review, I will never forget this convo ;-;

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Joyous jumps up and down the opened math door trying to get Scary's attention: Scary! Use your immigrant, Mexican southern powers and let me in!
Scary flips Joyous off and says in his very exaggerated southern accent: Fuck off ya' dumb bitch! *Mumbles* I'm not even an immigrant... or Mexican...
Joyous: Fuck you too! *Starts walking off to his own math class very angrily*

A/N: btw in this AU Joy is a junior and Scary is a senior (Scary's been held back multiple times because he's a fucking dumbass)

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Unpredictable in his British accent while glaring at Unstable: If you kill me, I'm suing you.
Unstable raises a brow and replies in a heavy Scottish accent: How are you gonna sue someone if yer dead?
Unpredictable: You know what, ya little twat? Just because you said that I'm gonna haunt ya!
Unstable: That's better!
Unpredictable, slightly confused: What do you mean "that's better"?! I'm gonna slam doors! Punch you in the face!
Unstable: So, basically just do what you do now?
Unpredictable gets up and walks off: Fuck you.

A/N: I'm an American, so if I stereotype... I stereotype :) btw this sums up their relationship pretty well ;-;

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Scary: All y'all depressed, huh? *Proceeds to point Emo out* You especially.
Emotionless just stares at Scary blankly: Okay? *Insert frog blink here*

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Great with a smug smile: Hey, bitch. How long did it take your old ass to write the Bible?
Horrid: I didn't write the Bible, it was mainly Moses and Peter...
Sorrow being the smart Christian man he is: Moses only wrote one book...
Great, he's never read or laid a hand on the Bible: Yeah, the best one!

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Bene holding a cupcake in one hand and a whole other batch in the other: Would you like a pretty pink cupcake now or later? *Smiles*
Powerless, who is kinda confused: Now?
Bene hands Powerless a cupcake: Here you go! *Walks off happily*
Powerless while holding the cupcake: Thanks? I guess...? *Is confusion*