HELLO :3 Just a silly little thing I wanted to make. After I ended my tbhk book I wanted to get back to writing !! I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS (bet u already knew lmao) BUT UH, YEAH READ IT.
Goal #1: reach 100 reads✅
Goal #2: reach 1000 reads...
Dazai: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
Atsushi: Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.." (ATSUSHI NO-)
*at the supermarket* Chuuya: All right, the last item on the list is "virgin oil." Chuuya: ... Chuuya: Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.
Kyouka: Two bros! Kyouka: Chillin' in a hot tub! Kyouka: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK! (Atsushi Akutagawa?)
Poe: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don't make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee.
Ranpo: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
Kunikida: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
Fyodor: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Fyodor: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
Me: Pros and cons of dating me. Me: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Me: Cons. Holy crap, where do I begin- (why is this so accurate-)
Awww :3 I got a secret message
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