𝐁𝐬𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 ^^!

The gossip trio! and a newly added member.

💙💚💜+ y/n
Yippee we're at the mall

The vibrant hum of Yokohama's largest mall buzzed with the chatter of shoppers and the soft melodies of background music. The cool air inside was a refreshing escape from the summer heat outside.

In the middle of this bustling scene, Dazai Osamu, Ranpo Edogawa, and Yosano Akiko made their way through the crowded mall, each with their own unique flair. Dazai, with his usual mischievous grin, playfully tugged at the sleeves of his long coat. Ranpo, munching on a lollipop, seemed more interested in deciphering the flavors of the candy than the stores around him. Yosano, elegant and poised, walked with an air of confidence that turned heads as she passed.

And then there was you, the newest member of the Armed Detective Agency, who had somehow found yourself caught up in this whirlwind of personalities.

"Y/N-chan, have you ever tried to buy a noose here? I've been meaning to find a new one," Dazai said, his tone deceptively light-hearted.

You sighed, already accustomed to Dazai's morbid sense of humor. "I think you're better off looking online, Dazai."

"You're no fun," he pouted.

Ranpo's eyes lit up as they passed a candy store. "Hold on! I need to restock on my sweets." Without waiting for a response, he darted inside, leaving the others to wait.

Yosano glanced at you with a small smile. "Don't mind Ranpo. He's always like this."

You nodded, a bit overwhelmed but grateful for Yosano's reassurance. "So, what are we actually here for?"

Before Yosano could answer, Ranpo emerged from the candy store, bags in hand. "Alright, I'm ready! Let's head to the bookstore next. There's a new mystery novel I've been dying to get."

As you made your way to the bookstore, Dazai continued his usual antics, picking up random items and making outlandish comments about their potential uses. Yosano maintained her grace, occasionally indulging Dazai with a quirk of her lips or a raised eyebrow. Ranpo, engrossed in his sweets, led the way with an uncanny sense of direction.

Upon reaching the bookstore, you found yourself wandering through the aisles, taking in the scent of new books. Dazai and Yosano seemed to have vanished, leaving you with Ranpo, who was already lost in a thick novel.

"So, Y/N," Ranpo began without looking up from his book, "how are you finding your time with us so far?"

"It's been... interesting," you replied honestly. "Never a dull moment."

Ranpo chuckled. "That's one way to put it. Just wait until you see what Dazai and Yosano have in store next."

Almost on cue, Dazai and Yosano appeared, each holding a stack of books. Dazai's were a mix of philosophy and medical texts, while Yosano's were primarily medical and historical literature. And some fashion magazines.

"Found what you were looking for?" you asked.

"Indeed," Yosano said with a satisfied smile. "And Dazai, as usual, has chosen his next batch of light reading."

Dazai grinned. "Knowledge is power, Y/N." (Says the goofy one lol)

As you made your way to the checkout, you couldn't help but feel a sense of belonging amidst the chaos. Despite their eccentricities, the gossip trio had a way of making the ordinary feel extraordinary.

With your purchases in tow, the group continued their mall adventure, stopping by various stores and kiosks. By the time the sun began to set, you were laden with bags and filled with new memories.

As you exited the mall, you looked at your companions and smiled. "Thanks for today. It was... fun."

Dazai, Ranpo, and Yosano exchanged knowing glances before Dazai spoke up. "Anytime, Y/N. Welcome to the madness."

And with that, you walked off into the evening, ready for whatever adventures awaited you next.

Guys guys guys don't attack me I know this wasn't my best writing  I'll come back and re-write it soon. Sorryy