SANTA DOESN'T KNOW YOU LIKE I DO | kit connor [on hold]

Five

text messages. private.
two participants . . .

winter wonderland ( summer )
willy wonka ( will )

willy wonka
heyyyyy summer

winter wonderland
heyyyyy will

willy wonka
i miss you
also what did u do to kit?

winter wonderland
please explain what you mean

willy wonka
he's been acting different as of late
like there's been a switch
and it oddly falls in line with ur ep release
so what did you do

winter wonderland
maybe santa came through the backdoor instead of down the chimney?

willy wonka
these jokes are getting out of hand
what did you do to him
REAL ANSWERS ONLY

winter wonderland
okay so
i'm putting it on the record that HE called ME
so what i did are only a consequence to HIS actions
i am totally like 98% innocent in this scenario

willy wonka
what
did
you
do

winter wonderland
well
i may or may not have confirmed that the ep was about him
but he asked so he shouldn't have been digging up dirt he didn't want
so i'm actually bumping my innocent score to a 98.5%

willy wonka
didn't you write most of those songs when you first broke up though
meaning you don't have feelings for him anymore?

winter wonderland
okay so maybe like my innocence score is sitting at like a 90%
because i maybe still l-🤢 
woah wtf
maybe i still lo-🤢 i still lov-🤢
omg i can't even say it
doesn't matter anyways he's got a girlfriend
cindy lou who I guess

willy wonka
oh my god
you still love kit

winter wonderland
okay hold ur horses
don't make me sound so desperate my god

willy wonka
come off it summer
you two loved each other so much it was sickening
and it didn't go away when u broke up because it wasn't on bad terms

winter wonderland
it did for him
stupid bitch got a new girlfriend

willy wonka
well you were the one who broke up with him
and didn't do much to make it seem like you wanted him back

winter wonderland
i'm the girl i shouldn't have to
plus i wrote nonsense and bad for business about him
what did he do? think of me when kissing joe
i don't think so

willy wonka
sometimes i think
then i realise
you don't

winter wonderland
i get that a lot

willy wonka
i mean kit never really fully moved on from you
you were his great love y'know
annie was only meant to be a rebound for him

winter wonderland
and he fell in love instead blah blah blah
i don't fucking care about annie
she's gonna get married to him and i'm gonna be the girl who stupidly broke up with the best thing she ever had
and i'll write songs about how sad i am for the rest of my life

willy wonka
summer you're always going to be his favourite love
you and kit were the couple

winter wonderland
will this isn't helping at all
and i know i joke now
but i do not want to be labelled a homewrecker again okay

willy wonka
i get that
but what i'm saying is
if it really came down to it
kit's going to pick you

winter wonderland
good to know
ugh this is all so annoying
i hate christmas
people who like christmas should be nailed on a cross like jesus was

willy wonka
you love christmas tho

winter wonderland
well if ur offering to nail me on a cross :)

willy wonka
COAL COAL COAL COAL COAL 
NAUGHTY LIST NAUGHTY LIST NAUGHTY LIST

winter wonderland
the naughty list isn't that bad! santa knows where we live too
if you know what i mean
(i'm one of his ho ho ho's)

willy wonka
ur actually so sick in the head it's not even funny

AUTHORS NOTE: this chapter is an excuse for two things. one: show off my fav bffs will and summer. two: use more dirty christmas jokes hehehe