NOT.CHILD.FRIENDLY.AT.ALL (straight up smut)
"we'll take two shots please" Sam says to the bartender as i sit down next to him. we're celebrating our 11million subscribers!! but the thing is, I've liked Sam since freshman year... and not in a romantic way... in a VERY sexual way. the bartender hands us our shots and i immediately drink it back, closing my eyes and shaking my head, Sam laughs before taking his, "another round boys?" i hear from behind us, its two girl around our age "Sam? We doing another round?" Sam nods not paying attention to the girls "well then! its on us!" Sam laughs "sorry girls, hes gay and I'm not interested" i laugh "protective much" he looks at me quickly before looking away and clearing his throat. "bartender! six more please, three for both of us" i shoot my head in his direction "Sam that's so much for you!" he just laughs and shakes his head, the first shot already getting to him...
10 minutes later
"Colbyyy" Sam says leaning off my shoulder almost falling, "hey boys" its the girls again. Sam looks at me and sighs "girlssss" he says drunkenly while sarcastically smiling at them "soooooooo you guys want those drinks yet?" Sam looks annoyed but them looks at me, "look, I'm taken" i stare at him " i dont see your girlfriend anywhere~" one of the girls say while playing with her hair "no but you see my BOYFRIEND" my eyes widen in surprise as Sam turns to me and kisses me deeply, pulling away after a few seconds. the girls walk away and i stand there red as a tomato, i feel my pants get extremely tight... fuck not now... "hey uhm... ill be right back" i say to Sam before walking to the washrooms. i walk into a stall and i sit down on the toilet, putting my hand down my pants.
5 minutes later
"Colbyyy where'd you goo??" i hear from outside the stall "oh uhmm ill be right there" i say panicking "ill be in the car~~" i hear before he waddles away.
4 minutes later
i walk to the car after paying the tab and i see Sam in the front passenger seat singing a song that i couldn't understand, i open his door "Sam, we cant drive home" he tilts his head slightly "why not?" i sigh "we've both done alot of drinking tonight" he whines as i pull him out of the car slowly. just then i feel a tap on my shoulder, i spin around quickly and its Jake "hey man! didn't know you were here tonight, need help?" i sigh in relief "yes please" Jake sees how much Sam has drinken and breaks out in laughter "do you guys need a ride home?" i nod quickly "okay get in the back then" i pull Sam into the back seat before handing Jake the car keys, i put Sam's seatbelt on before putting my own on while Jake starts to drive us to our house. "were here kids" he says pulling into the driveway. i get out of the car and Sam stumbles out behind me, "thanks Jake" i say "any time" i walk Sam inside and up the stairs "stay in bed, ill be right back" i leave the room. i hear moving followed by a door opening, i hear him walk down the hallway and another door opens, "Sam i told you to stay there!" i yell from downstairs, i hear running followed by something heavy falling "OW" i laugh. i hear him get back up before returning to his room, i walk back upstairs with water and strawberries , i open his door and hes putting on one of my sweaters. not again... "get into your bed" i say hoarsely "ughhhh" he whines while getting under his covers, "ill uhm... ill be right back" i say running to the washroom. fuck not again... i look down and i see a bulge in my pants, "colbyy" i hear from the other side of the door "y-yes Sam?" he fake cries "i miss youu" "j-just a minute, go lay down again" i hear him sit by the door... oh fuck, the image of Sam in my sweater wont leave my mind.. I'm gonna have to deal with this myself. "Colby can i come in??" my head shoots to the door "-no Sammy.. go back to your bed" he whines "pleeeease" i sigh and i open the door, hopefully he doesn't look at my pants.. his head shoots to the door when i open it "colbyyyy" he says cheerfully while looking at me, his eyes start to trail down my body... "Colby." he says staring at the bulge in my pants "S-Sam" i reply looking away, he stands up and takes my hand running over to his room almost falling because remember, he is still drunk "Sam what are you doing?" he brings me over to the bed and sits criss cross on it while pulling me onto the bed. i sit down too but he pulls me closer so that I'm right next to him "Colby what caused this?" he asks placing his hand over the bulge "y-you in my sweater.." he smirks "well its very comfy" he smiles "S-Sam your hand is really close to-" as soon as I'm about to say something he places his hand down on it making a shiver go up my spine "mm you like this?" he asks, i nod frantically as he palms me through my jeans "oh Sam~" i moan quietly. I've never seen this side of Sam to be completely honest but i fucking love it, "lay down for me darling" he demands, i lay down and he moves between my legs before tapping my belt. i nod and he starts to unbuckle it slowly "fuck just do it fast" i say covering my red face "needy much" he teases while still taking off my belt. he gets it off and unzips my jeans, my breath quickens and he looks up at the red mess that is me, "relax darling" he says crawling on top of me , he connects our lips as i rub my thighs together for friction "no baby" he says before re-connecting our lips together, i stop rubbing my thighs together and he goes back down to my pants before pulling my dick out. he puts his hand on it before slowly pumping it making me cover my mouth with my hand, "fuck Sam~" i moan quietly as he kitty licks the tip of it. "mm~" he pulls away from it before taking the whole thing in his mouth... fuck i don't think he has a gag reflex.. he deepthroats me without gaging which just proves my thought about him not having a gag reflex. he starts sucking on it making me throw my head back "fuck Sammy~" "hmm" he hums around my dick sending vibrations all through it, he pulls away from it making the air hit my dick. "fuck, Sam i never knew you were into this stuff" i say chuckling, he stares at my lips before kissing me for the third time, our lips colliding perfectly "Colby... i want you" those words set me off "take off your clothes." i watch Sam strip from his clothes while slowly jerking off to the sight of him. " get on the bed, hands and knees pretty boy" i say after he finishes stripping his clothes off and he does what hes told, i take my shirt and jeans fully off "do you need prep?" he shakes his head "this might hurt then" i chuckle "i-i don't care.. i need you" i position myself before slowly pushing in, hearing his breath hitch. "tell me if it hurts too much and ill stop okay?" "m-mhm" i slowly start to move, thrusting slowly, "mm~ faster~" i go a faster hearing him moan more then before. he arches his back as i go faster and faster "fuck Colby I'm gonna- FUCK RIGHT THERE~" i chuckle deeply before thrusting into his spot over and over again, "cum for me baby" at my words he cums on his stomach and i cum inside him. i plop down beside him and he lays down on my chest "hey, Sammy? we have to get dressed" he nuzzles his head into my neck "mmm" i laugh slightly while playing with his hair. "did you enjoy it?" he nods "ill go get you some clothes, do you want a shirt?" i ask "can i have your sweater?" i laugh "of course" i kiss his head before getting up and getting dressed, i hand him my sweater and some grey sweatpants.
next day
"Colby?" i wake up slowly "hey darling, how'd you sleep?" he looks surprised "what are you doing in my bed..?" i smile "try to remember last night" he thinks to himself "i cant remember" i laugh "try standing up" he tries to get up but he immediately falls. "oh my god..." i smile at him "wanna just chill today?" he looks surprised again "w-we did it?" i nod "holy shit..." he laughs a bit "yeah, lets chill for today" he says getting back on the bed.
i love him so much<3 -colby motherfuckin brock