Elephant, oh white one, oh, how do you have fun?
YA LI: *sighs, sits down in front of a gift pile* I still don't know why we're doing this.
YAN SHENG: It'll be fun at least, Ya Li, don't sweat it!
YA LI: Everything will be fun AND crazy, you mean.
LUO FEI: *laughs* Come on, you know that it's still great despite the craziness.
LING XI: *scoffs* You lot are insane.
LUO FEI: *smirks* Oh, as if YOU'RE any better, oh great Ling Xi-gong zhu.
LING XI: THAT'S IT YOU'RE GETTING IT FROM ME HUA LUO FEI!!!! *eyes burning, she rushes to grab him*
HAO LEI: *pulls her down* L-Let's not lose our minds a bit okay?!
TIAN HENG: Hey, just let them. *eating popcorn* I'm personally having fun, so don't bother them at all.
LUO FEI: *rolls eyes* Of course you do. Anyway, should we get started soon?
TIE MU: *sighs* Out of the frying pan and into the fire, I suppose. Let's go.
DA SHAN: Yay! *everyone settles down* Who starts?
LUO FEI: Ling Xi, then!
LING XI: *smirks, grabs one and opens it* ... What is this?
LUO FEI: *laughs* It's a razor for hair cutting.
LING XI: *looks disgusted* WHY!? Who would DARE put this in!?
TIAN HENG: *snickers* I didn't expect this, but I don't mind at all!
LING XI: *scowls* I'll get you back for that!
TIAN HENG: *smirks* Xiao Kui, you can go next.
XIAO KUI: *gulps, grabs one, slowly opens it* E-EH!? *takes out a cute cap* I love it! But... *pauses, then looks at Ling Xi* Is it okay, Ling Xi-gong zhu?
LING XI: *snorts, pats her* it's okay, Xiao Kui. I can see how much you like it. Plus, I can always steal from the boys.
LUO FEI: I'd like to see you try. *smirks* It's my turn right? *takes one, opens it, pauses* This is... *takes out a drawing of him and Ling Xi together during Season 1 finale* Ling Xi?
LING XI: *smiles* I had a feeling you would like that one.
LUO FEI: *glares at the others* You are not taking this from me. You hear me?
SONG KA: Don't worry, we get it. *smiles*
TIAN HENG: Maybe I'll steal it just for the sake of it. *joking, smiles softly*
HAO LEI: He's joking, don't worry, Luo Fei.
LUO FEI: I know, Hao Lei. I know. *grins* Ya Li, your turn.
YA LI: Alright! *grabs another, opens it up* OH MY GOD! *gets out a book about herbs* THIS IS AMAZING! THANK YOU, CAO BEN ZAI!
CAO BEN ZAI: Bo ling ling, how did you know?!
YA LI: It's not hard to guess. *smiles*
CAO BEN ZAI: *blushes* T-Thank you.
YA LI: Anyway, next one is Song Ka.
Song Ka: Alright! *grabs one, opens it, nearly gets hit by a punching glove* TIAN HENG!
TIAN HENG: *laughs* Best day of my life!
SONG KA: I'll get you back for this!
TIAN HENG: Oh, we'll see, we'll see. *sinister smile* Yan Sheng, it's your turn.
YAN SHENG: You scare me, Tian Heng-ge.
TIAN HENG: I always do! *cheerful* Now get a gift and open it!
YAN SHENG: *rolls eyes, grabs one, opens it* What the heck!? *gets a Beyblade, literally* Whose idea of a joke is this?
HAO LEI: *blushes* Sorry...!
YAN SHENG: Are you kidding? I'm saving this for life! *grins* Thanks a lot!
HAO LEI: I'm glad you like it? *surprised, but nonetheless happy*
YAN SHENG: *smiles, looks at Cao Ben Zai* Your turn!
CAO BEN ZAI: Bo ling ling! *grins, grabs and opens one* BO LING LING?! *stares at the thing* WHAT IS THIS?! *takes out a drawing* Who's this?
SONG KA, LUO FEI, LING XI, XIAO KUI: *gape* That's...!
TIAN HENG: *coughs into his hand* M-Maybe steal someone's gift then!
CAO BEN ZAI: *looks at Song Ka, thinks about it, gives Song Ka the drawing* Here! I don't mind not having a gift!
SONG KA: *eyes widen* R-Really?
CAO BEN ZAI: yeah, bo ling ling! *smiles* it matters to you, right? So that's all I could ask for!
SONG KA: *hugs the drawing* Thank you, really. *the others smile*
CAO BEN ZAI: Hao Lei, it's your turn, bo ling ling!
HAO LEI: Alright! *takes and opens one* Woah!!! *got a shirt with all of them printed onto it* Who-?! Luo Fei?!
LING XI: Actually it's me. *smiles*
HAO LEI: I love it!! Thank you so much! *hugs it*
LING XI: *smiles*
TIAN HENG: *glares, curses under his breath* Da Shan, it's your turn. "Man, why do people keep on hitting on Hao Lei!?!"
DA SHAN: *innocent* Okay! *opens another one* Woww!! *finds a headband* Thank you! *wears it happily, but his eyes stray to look at the cap Xiao Kui has*
XIAO KUI: *looks at the headband, it has a yellow flower on it too*
DA SHAN: W-Wanna trade? *offers it to her*
XIAO KUI: *eyes widen* R-Really?
DA SHAN: *nods with a smile*
XIAO KUI: Thank you! *they swap gifts with smiles as they put their new stuff on*
TIAN HENG: Well, I guess it's down to the two of us, huh, Tie Mu?
TIE MU: You can start, Tian Heng.
TIAN HENG: Nah, you can go first. *leans back* I wanna be able to steal stuff later on.
TIE MU: *snorts* Fine. *opens the second-last gift, finds a bunch of seeds, smiles* Thank you. I'll do my best to nourish them well.
YAN SHENG: I know you will.
TIAN HENG: Well, let's see what the final one is! *opens his, pauses* What the- WHY IS THERE A DRESS HERE?!
LING XI: *laughs* HA! HUO GAI!
TIAN HENG: Well then! *grabs the razor* I shall be taking that off your hands!
LING XI: YES! *hugs the dress*
LUO FEI: Well, I guess that ends it all. Ling Xi, wanna steal?
LING XI: Nah! This works. *smiles*
HAO LEI: Let's take a picture then! To remember!
YAN SHENG: Of course! *They all huddle together* Say Mu Qi Ling!
EVERYONE: MU QI LING!
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