SSV-mas Day 16: Body Swap (SSV)

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Sometimes, one's soul can't stay put... What happens when they find a new vessel?

CHIRO: Have I mentioned I hate our luck?

SCHRIK: you would have to assume that we have good luck in the first place for that to happen. And frankly, our levels of that are low as ****. 

MK: Hehe, a rhyme. 

SHISHOU: NOT THE TIME! ... Although I AM enjoying being back in a human body. *examines Schrik's body* 

SCHRIK: Yeah, well, I don't like being a sword! 

KATARINA: "it's so weird swapping bodies with my cousin... Well, former cousin in my past life, but still counts!" *shrugs* This is so cool!

MAPLE: Ooh, ooh, Sally, is this a new event!? *looks around Fran's body with curiosity*

SALLY: *genuinely stunned* I don't think it is, Maple...

FRAN: I'm so tall! *giggles*

LEO: Not gonna lie, I like being in a kid's body for once. Never got to experience childhood, but man, you are SHORT, Chiro. 

CHIRO: *pouts* Well, at least I'm taller than Schrik now! Or, Shishou I suppose.

MK: Fingers are soooooo weird. *pokes two at Yuga* How did he end up being dragged into this, though?

YUGA: *done with life, Kieran and Ashley are laughing their butts off* If this is retribution for everything I've done, fate, I do not appreciate it one bit! 

GARGA: *amused* That is funny.

RAG: W-We should probably figure out how to help them switch back, though!

RANMA: Oh, we will. Just... just lemme take a picture. *takes pictures with Ion* 

YUGA: I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING, ALEXANDER ANKH! 

ALEC: Ha, serves you right! 

SIYU: Ooh, ooh, is this a game? *looks at Pigsy*

PIGSY: *shakes head* Nah, it ain't.

TANG: *reading through his book* I cannot understand what would cause such a phenomenon! 

HIRO: Did any of you receive an orange crystal, then? Last time we swapped bodies, that was the cause.

MATT: You did what- *the others shake their heads* Well that's a bust. Foster?

FOSTER: I'm reading into the archives. There SHOULD be something. 

CYAN: Until then, though, I guess you guys should train to use each other's powers?

CHIRO: Leo, I hope you at least do hand to hand combat. 

LEO: to some extent yeah, I do. 

CHIRO: *sighs in relief* That's good.

LEO: How do you even fight, though? Do you, like, pull power from inside and pool it somewhere? *tries to do it, fails*

CHIRO: Wait, you need to switch to my uniform first! 

MAPLE: Well, I guess we'll be working together, Schrik-san!

SCHRIK: Kill me now. Or better yet, ruin me. 

SHISHOU: It's not THAT bad. *smiles* On the bright side, I don't really have to do much either!

SCHRIK: Lucky. 

FRAN: How to use powers?

KATARINA: Oh, I can only do a huge earth bump! 

GEORDO: Please don't make it sound so amazing.... *facepalms*

MK: Yuga, can I teleport with this?

YUGA: Best not to. I have HORRIBLE precision with portals. 

BO-MONICA: Well, being a Societal Menace™ really didn't help your case. 

YUGA: I WAS NOT THAT BAD! I got better, anyway!

SANDAYUU: *snorts* Sure, sure.

YUGA: SANDAYUU, YOU TOO?! 

MK: Wait, then how do I use these cards?! Ooh, ooh, can I do MAGIC with them!? *eyes sparkle* 

YUGA: *sweatdrops* I can show you, but for now, I need to know how to use these hands and staff. Seriously, I do not get them. Usually Garga's the one with the various forms. 

MK: Oh, sure! Monkey King can help! 

MONKEY KING: *spits out drink* KID?! 

MACAQUE: *laughs* THIS is why the kid is one of my favourites! 

DANNY: Ah, chaos, my sweet oyster. 

NIGHT: *munches on popcorn with her family* 

KEISUKE: I'm having so much fun here. *laughs*

MAVIS: .... This place is crazy. 

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