Operation Family Harmony

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(Cut to Rhonda)

Branch: Operation Family Harmony is on and popping!

(Cut to inside Rhonda, we see Branch, Poppy, and John Dory)

Branch: What?

What? Oh, nothing! I just If I didn't know any better, I'd-I'd almost say you were excited.

It has nothing to do with my brothers.

Tiny Diamond: [through radio] All right. All right. Tiny, Branch, Poppy, this random dude...

John Dory: What?

Tiny Diamond: ...on another musical adventure filled with heart, hilarity and happiness.

Poppy: Tiny! What are you doing here?

Tiny Diamond: Well, Aunt Poppy, for your information, I am no longer a baby. I am a big boy now. And I'm on a man-sized rite of passage to learn lessons of life, courage and maybe love.

Poppy: Aw.

John Dory: Should we be letting a baby drive?

Tiny Diamond: Not to worry, fellow grown-up. I have procured my learner's permit. [pulls out his learner's permit]

Poppy: Who is Adulty McManface?

Tiny Diamond: The better question is, are you a narc?

Poppy: What? No. No. [stammers] Why? Are you?

(Tiny Diamond stares at her)

John Dory: Enough chitchat, Adulty McManface. Step on it!

Rhonda: [groans]

Branch: Okay, guys, where was I? We gotta find our brothers and fast. But don't worry. Old Branch's got it handled.

(Branch turns on the lifhts, revealing a clue board)

Branch: All we have to do is follow the clues.

Poppy: Wow. Check out your old outfits. Puffy jackets.

(It reveals another picture...)

Poppy: Puka shell necklaces.

(Then another, and another...)

Poppy: Denim tuxedos? Branch, [picture reveals Branch as a baby with frosted tips] did you have frosted tips?

Branch: Yeah. It was an era.

John Dory: Don't forget his perm.

(Poppy jumps on JD)

Poppy: No way! Pictures or it didn't happen.

(JD pulls out a picture of Branch as a baby with his perm)

Poppy: [screams] Look at you! You were so cute. I love it. [sobs, moans]

John Dory: But we had to pull the plug when he tried to frost his perm.

Branch: It was an era!

John Dory: Tragic.

Branch: While you two are strolling down memory lane, I'll work on finding Spruce.

Poppy: I'm gonna need copies of that pic. [whispering] Wallet size.

John Dory: Listen, baby brother, we don't need your little board to find Spruce...

Branch: It's not little.

John Dory: ...because I got this! [pulls out a postcard that says "Wish you were here"] Ha! Booyah.

Branch: A postcard that says, "Wish you were here"? That's it? It's not even signed.

It's definitely Spruce. I mean, he's the only one I know who talks that way.

There's no return address. It's blank. This could be from anywhere. We can't find Spruce with this.

Yeah, we can! All we have to do is find this sunset.

Liking that optimism, Poppy seed. Branch, one word. Keeper!

(Branch walks to Tiny)

Branch: [groans]

Tiny Diamond: Hey, man. I know about being treated like a baby. But while it's just the two of us, you want some of this? [pulls out a pacifier-like Ring Pop]

Branch: Nah. Thanks, man. II can't get back on that train.

Tiny Diamond: Suit yourself.

Branch: I mean, hey, look at this. We're never gonna find Spruce with this. I bet this sunset doesn't even exist.

(Now it does)

Tiny Diamond: Oh, hot dog!

Branch: Oh, man. Of course. Hey, guys! You're gonna want to see this.

Poppy: I knew we'd find it. [they high-five]

John Dory: [laughs]

Poppy: Spruce must be on that island.

(JD spins the chair and he drives it)

Tiny Diamond: Whoa, easy there, goggles.

John Dory: All right, y'all. Let's mobilize!

Poppy: Yeah, pedal to the metal, JD.

Branch: What are you doing?

John Dory: Worry not, friends. Rhonda here's completely waterproof.

Rhonda: [groans]

(Rhonda jumps off the cliff and into the water)

(all scream)

Branch: [screaming continues]

(splashes)

(Cut to Bridget and Gristle on their honeymoon, Bridget is riding the motorcycle with Gristle behind her)

Bridget: Oh, Grissy, this is the most romantic honey-moon I've ever been on. Ever.

Gristle: Whoo! It is a night of surprises!

(engine revs)

King Gristle: [exclaims] To the water park! Whoo-hoo!

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