Vacaytioner: Cannonball! [he lands into the water]
(Unbeknownst to Spruce, the four Trolls catch up to him)
Spruce: Running drinks to the back two-top. Hey, Lenny! Seaweed floats are almost out.
Lenny: Thanks, boss.
John Rory: Hey, yo, Spruce! Spruce! Hey! [Spruce thrwos a menu on JD's face]
Spruce: Specials are on the back. Don't order the clams. Don't ask why. Fricassee squid and one jellyfish slider.
John Dory: Spruce, wait.
Spruce: Huh? Oh, no. I knew this would happen one day. Listen, I know you recognize me from BroZone, and I'm happy to give you an autograph or whatever. But can you please be discreet about it?
John Dory: Spruce, it's us. It's your brothers.
Spruce: Whoa. Bitty B? [runs up to Branch, much to JD's shock]
John Dory: What?
Spruce: [growls, laughs]
Branch: Whoa! [chuckles] No tossing, okay? [stammers] Too big to be tossed.
Spruce: The last time I saw you, you were in diapers. [laughs]
Branch: Diapers. Right.
Spruce: [puts his finger into his mouth] Wet willy! [grunting]
(Spruce puts his finger in Branch's ear)
Branch: Stop it. That's disgusting. I am a grown-up.
Spruce: Oh, sorry. A wet William.
Poppy: Hi, Spruce. I'm Poppy. Wow. It's, like—It's so cool to meet you or whatever. This is Tiny Diamond.
Tiny Diamond: Hey, what's up? Killer nachos you got here, by the way. Yeah! [dives in the nachos]
Vacaytioner: All right!
John Dory: Okay, Spruce. We're here because Floyd—
Spruce: No one's called me Spruce in years. I go by Bruce now.
John Dory: I'm sorry. Did you say Bruce?
Spruce: Yeah. I wanted to put the whole boy band thing behind me now that I'm a dad.
John Dory: Wait a minute. You're a father?
Spruce: Yeah. I can't wait for you to meet everyone. [Brandy appears] Hi, honey. These are my brothers, unexpectedly.
Brandy: Oh. Oh! Oh, hello there. So nice to finally meet you.
Poppy: Hi!
Branch: Hey.
John Dory: Hello.
Spruce: This is my wife and business partner, Brandy. [Brandy kisses him] She is my soulmate. My very tall soulmate. But we make it work.
(This confuses John)
John Dory: How?
Brandy: We don't even really know how it works. [chuckles] I'm kidding. I'm I'm not. I'm I don't know.
Cove: Daddy, Daddy, can I have a cookie?
Spruce: Becoming a dad was like a-like a seismic shift in my brain.
Freddy: Daddy, Bruce Jr. bit me.
Spruce: No biting.
LaBreezy: Daddy, I don't see how any government stands a chance.
Spruce: You're not wrong, kid.
Windy: I'm stuck in this ketchup bottle.
Spruce: Okay. Gonna handle all of that. Just give Daddy two seconds, okay? Love you. As a dad—
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Trolls Band Together
FanfictionPoppy discovers that Branch and his four brothers were once part of her favorite boy band. When one of his siblings, Floyd, gets kidnapped by a pair of nefarious villains, Branch and Poppy embark on a harrowing and emotional journey to reunite the o...