Chewie: . . . .
SoloMan: I know, I know. You've already said that you think this app is stupid. But look, you can do this!
SoloMan:👍
Chewie: . . . .
PrincessPrissy: *whispers* Can the walking rug even type?
SoloMan: You know that he can read what you're saying, right?
PrincessPrissy: I know. But can he understand it.
Chewie: Y. E. S.
PrincessPrissy: OMG😱
PrincessPrissy: He can type!
Luke Skywalker: He can type?
SoloMan: He can type! See, princess? I told you that he wasn't just a walking rug!
Chewie: I. C. A. N. T. Y. P. E.
GeneralAckbar: Oh, that is weird!
MonMothma: I never thought I'd see the day when the Wookie would be able to talk to us.
SoloMan: He can talk! Just . . . not usually in our language.
SoloMan: Waaaaiiit.
SoloMan: Oh no.
PrincessPrissy: What?
SoloMan: He's using a translating app! Chewie! I thought you would be showing them how much of a not-walking-rug you are?!
Chewie: . . . .
SoloMan: Never mind. I know that this is payback for my forcing you to join Skype. You don't have to stay on here if you don't want to, Chewbacca.
Chewbacca left The Rebels
Luke Skywalker: That was fast.
SoloMan: Damn Wookiees.
SoloMan: They never listen to me.
PrincessPrissy: Uh, Wookies don't listen to anyone.
Obi-1: Actually, they listened to the Jedi.
Luke Skywalker: Ben! Where have you been?!
Obi-1: Hehe. I see what you did there.
Luke Skywalker: Ben, I've been meaning to ask for your help on something.
Obi-1: OK. Just send me a DM.
Luke Skywalker: A what?
Obi-1: *sighs* Padawans these days.
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Star Wars On Skype
FanfictionWhat do you get when you cross Skype with Star Wars? Absolute and total chaos. I was bored. So, I wrote this hilarious new book. I do not own Star Wars or Skype. Cover created by @Maxine_Grace
