ReyOfSunshine: . . . .
Luke Skywalker: . . . .
Luke Skywalker: So, you know that guy?
ReyOfSunshine: Yeah
ReyOfSunshine: He's tried to kill me on occasion.
Luke Skywalker: But he listened to you. Why would he do that if you two hate each other?
ReyOfSunshine: It's . . . complicated.
Ani: Sounds like my life.
Luke Skywalker: Hi
Ani: Hi
Ani: Are you alright? You sound so tense.
ReyOfSunshine: Well, you did just barge into our conversation.
Ani changed his name to Anakin Skywalker
Anakin Skywalker: Hello there. I see you have met my son.
ReyOfSunshine: LUKE SKYWALKER HAS A FATHER?!
Luke Skywalker: Well, actually, my father wears a a black mask and is on the Dark Side right now. So . . . yeah
ReyOfSunshine: . . . .
Anakin Skywalker: What?
Anakin Skywalker changed his name to AnakinSkyguy
AnakinSkyguy: Okay, who the heck changed my name?! That was not me!
Luke Skywalker: 😂
Luke Skywalker: Skyguy? Really, Dad?
AnakinSkyguy: I didn't do it!
AnakinSkyguy: Whoever this "Sweetsprout" person is, she is so dead!
Sweetsprout has joined The Jedi Club
Sweetsprout: You know you are adorable when you're mad. Right, Skyguy?
AnakinSkyguy: 😱AHSOKA?!
Sweetsprout: Enjoying the emojis, Master?
AnakinSkyguy: Ahsoka, undo this right now!
Luke Skywalker: Are you my mother?
AnakinSkyguy: NOOO!!!
Sweetsprout: Oh, of course not! I'm not Ahsoka either. Sorry Anakin!
AnakinSkyguy: I'm leaving 😡😡😡😡😡😡
AnakinSkyguy has left The Jedi Club
Sweetsprout: Anakin! NO!
Sweetsprout has left The Jedi Club
ReyOfSunshine: That was weird.
Luke Skywalker: Yeah
Luke Skywalker: Yeah. That was.
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Star Wars On Skype
FanficWhat do you get when you cross Skype with Star Wars? Absolute and total chaos. I was bored. So, I wrote this hilarious new book. I do not own Star Wars or Skype. Cover created by @Maxine_Grace
